By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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spaerro 8

That's one way to attract people - be a human beacon.

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Temi25 6

We're you on that wall?

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Oh no, op I'm sorry. That is a dim future for you at the club. But on the bright side you can get things like proactive or you can glow at the club- You could light up everyone's face as you shine on the dance floor :)

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Palirose 22

That is gross op.... I honestly suggest washing your skin more often.

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Comet_Candy 23

33 - That will not always solve the problem. In fact, sometimes it makes it worse. I recommend going to a dermatologist.

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fymother 13

Maybe it's the concealer you're using? If you're using any...

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alstbv12 13

OP's boyfriend probably told her that sperm helps fight acne...

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mboehm88 3

Look at the bright side: you'll be a really big hit at raves with people on E.

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Palirose 22

51- everyone's skin differs when it comes to acne. If they use just sensitive stuff it could help. Plus not everyone can afford to go see a dermatologist. Plus Acne can be treated or lessened by changing your diet and even keeping your skin and pore clean. I've dealt with acne most of my life. One of the best ways to deal with it is washing your face at night before bed, because when you're asleep your body is in like "repair mode" and when your pores are clogged with dirt, oil, and bacteria it can cause acne. Most acne is just from life in general, but there are still many ways to take care of it. Even with out going to a dermatologist.

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Comet_Candy 23

110 - Of course not everyone can afford to go to a dermatologist. But it's best to get a good diagnosis and treatment from a professional, right? Excellent tips, btw!

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Palirose 22

110. Even going for advice will cost some People. Plus I was told by my doctor that the Over the counter products work just as well as any face wash a dermatologist can give. For me personally clearasils overnight wash did the trick for me. You just have to try different products to see what works best for your skin.

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LSS_fml 18

It dries your face out and stains your towels...

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Proactive doesn't work for all skin types. It depends on how severe it is

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Haiana04 3

Clean and clear dries out your skin too, And it burns like hell if you apply it to recently popped zits =

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Watch out he's radiproactive!

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clarissasyima 7

I used to be in cosmetology school for esthetician and Proactiv is very damaging to the skin and I would not recommend using that, go to an esthetician if the acne is not too deep otherwise go to a dermatologist.

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AnyaS 19

It's called Proactiv. There is no 'e'.

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CockAsian 14

100 - I'm one of the first people in the world to get diabetes from acutane. No, it's not number one.

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musicforever444 4

Why is it that anytime someone on here talks about having acne, everyone else jumps at the chance to bring up proactiv? It's annoying, and no it doesn't work for everyone.

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CaptTeemo 10

118- every acne treatment is different and some works for some people and some works for other people. But it worked out for me and a couple other people I know. I'm sorry that it hurt you

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mickerdiddly 0

Me: I have acne. Everyone else of the world: GIRL GET SOME PROACTIV AND CLEAR THAT NASTY MESS UP NOW! Seriously? Why is proactiv the first thing peoople name? Proactiv dosen't work for everyone. Also, does it look like some people chose to have acne? No.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I personally like neutrogena, because they're very gentle and moisturizing :)

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

you get rid of that awful attitude. If it was that easy I'm sure OP would have beautiful clear skin.

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lopsop 12

Yeah it's pretty hard to just "get rid of it" you need cream and time.

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yoursucklives 36

if op eats very greasy things, it could also help to replace them with vegetables or fruit.

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Killuhk 8

Well that's still disgusting

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Amarve 4

Everyone gets acne from time to time. Don't be so shallow.

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clarissasyima 7

117- Watch karma come for you when your whole face breaks out and it's hard to clear it up..

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spaerro 8

That's one way to attract people - be a human beacon.

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sincerelyjay 13

I know this is off topic but, you are really pretty!

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misterjez 15

Just tell the chicks you are storing an ancient prothean beacon...eventually it might work.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

81 - You forgot to tell OP to beware of the Reapers!

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LaughinStock 16

You can fight like a Krogan, fast as a leopard but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!! :DDD

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draegbomb 5

You are not better with the lights off.

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DollyDope 17

You'll never have to buy backlight face paint now, just continue not washing your face. There's a bright side to every situation

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

seriously, I agree. I personally got a freaking awesome mental image of OPs face glowing, and it made me smile. Who doesn't want a friend that makes you smile??

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Archay 13

OP should pop certain pimples to make a design; granted she has enough.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

^ Like a constellation? :D

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robertlovespi 3

Because people with acne don't wash their skin right? I can almost guarantee most wash more than you. Sometimes you just can't control it.

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DollyDope 17

Ooh so sorry. continue your failed skin cleansing regimine* You must be speaking from personal experience.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Acne is also hormonal too, bro. So simply washing your face won't always help.

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shayshayshazam 14

That sucks. Having bad skin is the thing that makes me hate mirrors. And now I have to stress about black lights too?! Good thing I rarely party and live in 2012.

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hahauRrcool 0

Yeah, we dont live in 2012 either. Most of us at least, and i know escpecially me. Usually il crawl into various dark corners throughout most the day and be as antisocial as possible. Maybe play starcraft or diablo with my online clans.

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mhopper 13

That's sad, really! You should feel comfortable in your own skin! Go out there and enjoy life or you'll regret it when you're older.

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ladyLALAA 28

Maybe try going to a jazz club or something, no black lights!

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Time to break out the Neutrogena.

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11mandy80 6

That is a great way to meet cute girls or jot boys ( depending on if u r a boy or a girl) - jk

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mtrrace 4

Thanks for clarifying that

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SkoomaKi 27

There are plenty of treatments and medicines that clear up acne. Although they don't always work. I'm sure you'll break out of it.

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KBeatz 5

Are you seeing something that I'm not?

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PlaySpades 21

"break out of it" is punny. Get it now?

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