By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 019
You deserved it 32 718

Same thing different taste

Comments

hahaha wow... only in america will you find this type of stupidity :P

ZombieBunnies 0

it's ok. I heard garbage chutes are quite slimming and all the rave.

honestlove11 0

haha! :) this is so funny. I love it.

are we talkin about your hand being stuck...?or...say...your head? Elaborate please. (: lol Because I'm picturing your butt being stuck with your legs and arms flailing around outside the chute. Wait, don't elaborate. I like my mental image way better than knowing the actual situation!

you just made my day:] I can picture your torso being stuck and your legs flailing around, ahahahah

How the hell can you get stuck in a garbadge shoot???? At least it wasn't a garbage compactor though!

taking dumpster diving to a whole new level

advent2060 4

jus how da **** did that happen?

gorillaz_fml 0

how the **** did you get in there

how in the hell did you manage that mate? idiot.

Yeah..that's what I was thinking..here is the situation i'm picturing. -he wakes up -decides to throw his trash away -loses his "lucky charm" (Oh No!) -he jumps in after it ( ahhhhhhhhh, I'm gonna DIE!) -(sudden silence) he is too fat to fall any further.. -it takes him 3 hours to get out.. and then flop he drops onto the ground (BOOM) Lmao..anyways. My opinion.

sounds like the OP should wear a helmet and water wings AT ALL TIMES

peacefullly 0

not all American are stupid...dumbass.

peacefullly 0

haha. I only laughed at your comment

pipp360 0
peacefullly 0

Trying to escape the Storm Troopers, obviously.

crzyry 6

How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

randomguy76 14

Everything remotely strange always seems to happen in Oregon.

Sounds like the beginning of a **** video

BrownSugar_fml 5

lol! this is so funny. thanks for making me laugh, I am feeling so down at the moment

why the hell were you in the garbage chute?

Probably to retrieve the keys and wallet that she lost a few days ago. http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/8464402 (Yes, I realize it's not the same OP)

tereshay 0

hey this person spelled chute right! lol

ZombieBunnies 0

I know. 'Tis awesomeness in it's rarest and raw form. Three cheers for OP! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzaahh!

purplemnm 9

DOING STUPID THINGS WILL NOT GET YOU ON JACKASS!

MadaZer0 8

Writting in CAPS will not make you a badass~

purplemnm 9

putting a cartoon as your profile pic doesn't make you awesome

MadaZer0 8
MadaZer0 8

And for the last time people... That is not a cartoon!! T.T Cartoons < Anime

mmastermetallica 0

Calvin and Hobbes >>> any anime

purplemnm 9

purplesquirrel your just mad coz you think I copied your stupid name.