By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 994
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How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

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hahaha wow... only in america will you find this type of stupidity :P

it's ok. I heard garbage chutes are quite slimming and all the rave.

What were you doing in there?

haha! :) this is so funny. I love it.

are we talkin about your hand being stuck...?or...say...your head? Elaborate please. (: lol Because I'm picturing your butt being stuck with your legs and arms flailing around outside the chute. Wait, don't elaborate. I like my mental image way better than knowing the actual situation!

you just made my day:] I can picture your torso being stuck and your legs flailing around, ahahahah

How the hell can you get stuck in a garbadge shoot???? At least it wasn't a garbage compactor though!

taking dumpster diving to a whole new level

you give me the impression of a fat tard

jus how da fuck did that happen?

how the fuck did you get in there

how in the hell did you manage that mate? idiot.

Yeah..that's what I was thinking..here is the situation i'm picturing. -he wakes up -decides to throw his trash away -loses his "lucky charm" (Oh No!) -he jumps in after it ( ahhhhhhhhh, I'm gonna DIE!) -(sudden silence) he is too fat to fall any further.. -it takes him 3 hours to get out.. and then flop he drops onto the ground (BOOM) Lmao..anyways. My opinion.

thats a pretty good guess

haha thanks=p

sounds like the OP should wear a helmet and water wings AT ALL TIMES

not all American are stupid...dumbass.

haha. I only laughed at your comment

now what did you learn...,..

I'm not even gonna start asking lol

#114 lol my bad :P

I agree with 10.

epic failure

Trying to escape the Storm Troopers, obviously.

6- You just made my day!

hahaha wonderful image

How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

Everything remotely strange always seems to happen in Oregon.

Sounds like the beginning of a porn video

why were u in the garbage chute?

Perhaps the laundry chute was already taken.

^^^ amazing profile picture

OP's wait may not actually be relevant.

lol! this is so funny. thanks for making me laugh, I am feeling so down at the moment

why the hell were you in the garbage chute?

Probably to retrieve the keys and wallet that she lost a few days ago. http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/8464402 (Yes, I realize it's not the same OP)

hey this person spelled chute right! lol

I know. 'Tis awesomeness in it's rarest and raw form. Three cheers for OP! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzaahh!

Snickerdoodles will be proud!

^^win picture.

Were you trying to get your apartment and car keys back?

DOING STUPID THINGS WILL NOT GET YOU ON JACKASS!

Writting in CAPS will not make you a badass~

putting a cartoon as your profile pic doesn't make you awesome

it does if the pic is awesome enough

Lol good one purple XD

And for the last time people... That is not a cartoon!! T.T Cartoons < Anime

It's a cartoon.

Calvin and Hobbes >>> any anime

purplesquirrel your just mad coz you think I copied your stupid name.