By Zapped / Monday 17 May 2010 11:09 / United States
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  lettertjes  |  0

Aww I'm sorry that you got your hopes up for pictures of half naked girls and all you got was a bunny. Maybe you should try a dating website.
Thanks #22, I'll tell him when I get home :)

  DA14573  |  6

I feel for you OP. To everyone else, apparently you're all perfect and never accidently made a careless mistake, especially in a habitual routine. Please.. go to an island, all to yourselves, so your pure and perfect bloodlines not be corrupted by us mere -humans-.

  Granddragon  |  0

damn #52, you are waaaaay too compassionate for this site. see, here we call people stupid when they act stupid. and mixing metal with electricity is not a mistake, it's stupid. the battery didn't fall on his tongue, he put it there because once again, he is...anyone? anyone?...stupid

  RedPillSucks  |  31

@76 I'd say that lesson was lost on him (her?).
Isn't a tongue ring used to heighten the pleasure of a BJ?
I dare say the battery was not the first thing in his mouth.

  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

My hockey game was great... We were down 6-4 with a minute left in the third when I got one through the 5 hole with 53 seconds left.... And my buddy got one in with 7 seconds left to go to Overtime... In OT I scored the winning goal a few minutes in, it was a blast. We came back from being down 6-2 at the start of the third. :)

  Jennifra  |  0

Yay coconuts! Good job, I love watching games like that... it gets so intense!! The olympic game for the gold had my heart racing in OT! Congrats on the epic win! And #100 I care about his story so stfu and mind your business!

  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

How is that a bullshit hockey story? Because I scored twice? It wasn't even that impressive, it's not like we're in the pro's, none of us are that "amazing" we're just having fun.. I hardly made much of an inpact till then... Or are guys not allowed to play sports anymore unless you're in the NHL? Seriously... If I had been like "yeah, I scored 6 goals by myself and never left the ice because I'm that good, I would understand. Otherwise it sounds like you're just being a douche because it makes you feel better trying to be a "tough" guy on the Internet...

And cukkey, I've been around.. Send me an e-mail, unless they're not going through again, then I dunno... I don't think I can PM you still.

  wizzkidd99  |  0

you guys know 3 people die every year in Australia alone because they were licking batteries? it throws off your heart rythym. why would you want to lick a battery anyway?


Spermdump, your hair is amazing!!!! I've been wanting to dye my hair that colour for eons! (how badly do you think I'd have to fry my dark brown hair with bleach to get it that shade of blue?)

  jal10a  |  1

no u dont die by being electrocuted thts how some ppl r struck by lightning more than once it messes up ur nervous system dependin on the severity


Being SHOCKED without dying is not electrocution. It's just... getting electrified.

Electrocution = ELECTRicity + exeCUTION

Saying OP was electrocuted without dying is like saying he was executed without dying. If you don't die, it isn't execution. Get it?

  Unfunktional  |  0

Electrocution - the stopping of life (determined by a stopped heart) by any type of electric shock. You should maybe look up the definition of things before you speak. Now you just look stupid by making up your own meanings.


I admit I didn't word that correctly, so what I meant was not clear. I know not all electrocutions are executions-- very few are. A lot of electrocutions are simply accidents. But all electrocutions are *deaths*. That was the point I was trying to make.

I used the -cution part of the word execution, because it helps people remember that it kills. It was meant as a memory aid, not a definition. I thought seeing the words broken down would help that guy way up there ^ realize what several people were trying to explain.

  Unfunktional  |  0

I posted my comment at the same time as you Jane so I didn't intend that comment towards you. I was referring to the idiots who think that being shocked with electricity means being electrocuted. Unless your heart stops beating after the "shock", you have not been electrocuted.

  jisaac09  |  25

@noshatsherlockk, Your nickname is:

no shit, Sherlock.

reply: damn you, Watson!


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Wonder how you got such a unique nickname.... ???

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