Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
lettertjes
| 0
ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.
By
fball913
| 0
that's amazing, you're a shit for brains
COMMENTS
By
lettertjes
| 0
ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.
Reply
fattypie101
| 0
your bunny is ugly
Reply
boots9491
| 0
your bunny is ugly
Reply
it is ugly
Reply
joshh9
| 0
your bunny is ugly
Reply
DudeImWayBetter
| 0
whats anti flood
Reply
storm777
| 0
that sucks and hurts. plus, your bunny isn't attractive
Reply
Jennifra
| 0
I think it's a cute bunny :)
Reply
clivealmighty
| 0
.-. why are you putting things in your mouth
Reply
tehamericanboy94
| 0
your bunny is fugly.
Reply
Frosc
| 0
You find other bunnies attractive?
Reply
lettertjes
| 0
Aww I'm sorry that you got your hopes up for pictures of half naked girls and all you got was a bunny. Maybe you should try a dating website.
Thanks #22, I'll tell him when I get home :)
Thanks #22, I'll tell him when I get home :)
Reply
skittle68
| 0
Ha ha that's how I test batteries too! Luckily when I had my tongue pierced I didn't come across any batteries that needed testing lol
Reply
slumboymillionai
| 0
you should test a 12 volt car battery with your tongue, see what happens ;)
Reply
JJ1989
| 6
i agree with 22, it's kinda cute. =)
Reply
heidelbergmeme
| 5
is testing them a bad thing?
Reply
buddybudda
| 0
wow holy good god you have no brains. let me gets tons of metal things attached to my dick and see if getting a hand job will feel any good
Reply
Ms_Jessie22
| 8
I think your bunny is cute too :) Whats wrong with you people? Picking on a cute little animal for absolutely no reason?
Reply
Blue_Coconuts
| 7
Agreed, bunnys are cool.
Reply
DA14573
| 6
I feel for you OP. To everyone else, apparently you're all perfect and never accidently made a careless mistake, especially in a habitual routine. Please.. go to an island, all to yourselves, so your pure and perfect bloodlines not be corrupted by us mere -humans-.
Reply
the_pan1c
| 5
your bunny is ugly
Reply
rohosoccer08
| 1
I have a really cute bunny!
Reply
Granddragon
| 0
damn #52, you are waaaaay too compassionate for this site. see, here we call people stupid when they act stupid. and mixing metal with electricity is not a mistake, it's stupid. the battery didn't fall on his tongue, he put it there because once again, he is...anyone? anyone?...stupid
Reply
spermdump
| 0
metal, WATER and electricity. it's like a frankenstein waiting to happen.
Reply
XxDevilxXGt
| 26
ydi for piercing your damn inside of your mouth. earings and belly button rings are most acceptable IMO any other place is just...ugh
Reply
xstaticdelta
| 6
next time, try sticking your tongue ring in the thing you plug cords into ;)
Reply
aeliz
| 0
Why is everyone talking about a bunny?!
OP... Use some common senseee!
OP... Use some common senseee!
Reply
jgilez
| 0
op do the world favor and pierce your brain with a bullet :)
Reply
littlemissdqgirl
| 8
Op didn't your mom ever tell you not to put things in your mouth?
Reply
Blue_Coconuts
| 7
74, because #1 is a picture of a bunny, and people said it was ugly... Also you look a lot like a friend of mine. o.0
Reply
Jennifra
| 0
How did your hockey game go coconuts!!?
Reply
RedPillSucks
| 31
@76 I'd say that lesson was lost on him (her?).
Isn't a tongue ring used to heighten the pleasure of a BJ?
I dare say the battery was not the first thing in his mouth.
Isn't a tongue ring used to heighten the pleasure of a BJ?
I dare say the battery was not the first thing in his mouth.
Reply
model4life
| 0
ahw 75 I love your picture
Reply
Blue_Coconuts
| 7
My hockey game was great... We were down 6-4 with a minute left in the third when I got one through the 5 hole with 53 seconds left.... And my buddy got one in with 7 seconds left to go to Overtime... In OT I scored the winning goal a few minutes in, it was a blast. We came back from being down 6-2 at the start of the third. :)
Reply
farsidee
| 0
Very good reference 46 : DD
Reply
requiem478
| 0
that is one fuckin ugly bunny
Reply
Hoozen
| 0
wow blue nuts that was the most bullshit hockey story ever no one is impressed that you can make up bullshit stories
Reply
yellowdub
| 4
Your opponion is irrelevant.
Reply
yellowdub
| 4
Sorry, comment I replied to was buried. :0
Reply
littlemissdqgirl
| 8
83 I've heard that. Some say it makes it better, others say not so much. I think it depends on if you know what your doing. I think it's just another way to get a nasty infection:/
Reply
jal10a
| 1
# 46 yeah good movie reference
Reply
bojeffs
| 0
48
you're beautiful.
you're beautiful.
Reply
Jennifra
| 0
Yay coconuts! Good job, I love watching games like that... it gets so intense!! The olympic game for the gold had my heart racing in OT! Congrats on the epic win! And #100 I care about his story so stfu and mind your business!
Reply
Blue_Coconuts
| 7
How is that a bullshit hockey story? Because I scored twice? It wasn't even that impressive, it's not like we're in the pro's, none of us are that "amazing" we're just having fun.. I hardly made much of an inpact till then... Or are guys not allowed to play sports anymore unless you're in the NHL? Seriously... If I had been like "yeah, I scored 6 goals by myself and never left the ice because I'm that good, I would understand. Otherwise it sounds like you're just being a douche because it makes you feel better trying to be a "tough" guy on the Internet...
And cukkey, I've been around.. Send me an e-mail, unless they're not going through again, then I dunno... I don't think I can PM you still.
And cukkey, I've been around.. Send me an e-mail, unless they're not going through again, then I dunno... I don't think I can PM you still.
Reply
TheVanGirlsing
| 0
RELEASE TEH HOUNDS
your bunny is ugly
but I like your bunny
so it's ugly but I like it.
your bunny is ugly
but I like your bunny
so it's ugly but I like it.
Reply
Monikabug
| 9
Ignore him Colin, he is jealous of your hockey skill!
Congrats on the win! ;D
Congrats on the win! ;D
Reply
relyo
| 0
I this the bunny is cute.
Reply
steve_jobs_fml
| 0
touché
Reply
RaIeigh
| 0
^ Mr. Jobs, how awesome is the new iPhone going to be? I must know.
Reply
Shokz992
| 0
"Your" stupid too, 98 :/
Reply
radmuffin
| 12
I think your bunny looks legit as fuck :D
Reply
deathcab7
| 0
a bunny is a bunny. they all rock . because bunnies are just pimp like that.
Reply
upintheorange
| 5
if that picture is you, you are so pretty. and I don't mean that in a pervy stalkerish way, cause I'm a straight girl.
Reply
upintheorange
| 5
that was to littlemissdqgirl.
Reply
littlemissdqgirl
| 8
lol thanks:) and yes it's really me. I have a little more color now tho so I'm not so white. that pic makes me look so pasty:/
Reply
WYlacrossegirl7
| 0
the bunny is sexy
Reply
drizzydrake09
| 0
Yur so hott ;)
Reply
leushqua
| 2
i like ur bunny :)
Reply
Ashle1gh
| 14
Your bunny is a bunny.
Reply
rushiee
| 0
people never learn.....
listen to ur mom when she says dont put shit in ur mouth
the bunny is cute u all are trippin
listen to ur mom when she says dont put shit in ur mouth
the bunny is cute u all are trippin
Reply
GinandJenkem
| 0
26 just shit on all you faggot haters. Lynch yourselves now.
Reply
WordsOfHope
| 0
the bunny wins
Reply
jade567
| 0
haha OP, you're stupid.
Reply
funkdog8
| 0
The bunny is cunt
Reply
crigger61
| 7
that bunny RULES and I agree 140
Reply
wizzkidd99
| 0
you guys know 3 people die every year in Australia alone because they were licking batteries? it throws off your heart rythym. why would you want to lick a battery anyway?
Reply
TiffanyBlews27
| 0
Spermdump, your hair is amazing!!!! I've been wanting to dye my hair that colour for eons! (how badly do you think I'd have to fry my dark brown hair with bleach to get it that shade of blue?)
Reply
bordom45
| 4
what's with u guys &the bunny
Reply
skelator
| 3
bunnys own. no exceptions.
also, i'm relatively new to FML so I'm gonna have to ask... mercy, what's on ur head?
also, i'm relatively new to FML so I'm gonna have to ask... mercy, what's on ur head?
Reply
Just_Endless
| 0
I would do terrible things to your bunny.
Reply
Fumo
| 0
wtf
Reply
hayleyjames
| 0
your busy is actually ugly
Reply
lettertjes
| 0
I've never had so many people visit my profile within twelve hours before!
Reply
shurayuki
| 0
ur bunny is so cute!
Reply
ohSNAPyall
| 26
#5 Bunnicula is going to get you
Reply
goatboy197
| 0
your bunny is cute
Reply
020266t
| 5
stupid.…...
Reply
thepersephone666
| 11
awesome reference!! #187
By
DuckOnAStick
| 0
first
By
fball913
| 0
that's amazing, you're a shit for brains
Reply
MexRomeo
| 0
it's funny cuz it's true #3
Reply
ohSNAPyall
| 26
#5 Bunnicula is going to get you
Reply
feven
| 32
I'm just wondering... what else does OP put in her mouth to test?
Reply
crissalove
| 22
Never the less, that must have hurt like hell.
By
xNateTheGreatx
| 0
op is some sorta retard
Reply
heidelbergmeme
| 5
why what happens?
Reply
FuckMyLife195
| 0
the OP basicly electrocuted himself -.-
Reply
Unfunktional
| 0
no because if he electrocuted himself, then he would be dead.
Reply
jisaac09
| 25
Uhhh, electrocution is "execution by electricity".... isnt it??? and do be executed dont you have to die???
Reply
jal10a
| 1
no u dont die by being electrocuted thts how some ppl r struck by lightning more than once it messes up ur nervous system dependin on the severity
Reply
TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Being SHOCKED without dying is not electrocution. It's just... getting electrified.
Electrocution = ELECTRicity + exeCUTION
Saying OP was electrocuted without dying is like saying he was executed without dying. If you don't die, it isn't execution. Get it?
Electrocution = ELECTRicity + exeCUTION
Saying OP was electrocuted without dying is like saying he was executed without dying. If you don't die, it isn't execution. Get it?
Reply
Unfunktional
| 0
Electrocution - the stopping of life (determined by a stopped heart) by any type of electric shock. You should maybe look up the definition of things before you speak. Now you just look stupid by making up your own meanings.
Reply
TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
I admit I didn't word that correctly, so what I meant was not clear. I know not all electrocutions are executions-- very few are. A lot of electrocutions are simply accidents. But all electrocutions are *deaths*. That was the point I was trying to make.
I used the -cution part of the word execution, because it helps people remember that it kills. It was meant as a memory aid, not a definition. I thought seeing the words broken down would help that guy way up there ^ realize what several people were trying to explain.
I used the -cution part of the word execution, because it helps people remember that it kills. It was meant as a memory aid, not a definition. I thought seeing the words broken down would help that guy way up there ^ realize what several people were trying to explain.
Reply
jisaac09
| 25
: ( guess their google is broken???
Reply
Unfunktional
| 0
I posted my comment at the same time as you Jane so I didn't intend that comment towards you. I was referring to the idiots who think that being shocked with electricity means being electrocuted. Unless your heart stops beating after the "shock", you have not been electrocuted.
Reply
Shokz992
| 0
66, 91, 109 - Well done, you can collect your fail from the lobby on the way out.
Reply
Unfunktional
| 0
nice
By
aardvarkish
| 15
wuss
Reply
McBoogerballs
| 0
says sgt slaughter
kill em allllllll
kill em allllllll
By
youthink_fml
| 0
Duh!
By
noshatsherlockk
| 15
douche!
By
heyarnold69
| 0
stupid is as stupid does momma always said.
By
darkmis1
| 17
Wow you're dumb.
Reply
lovesick4628
| 0
no shit, Sherlock.
reply: damn you, Watson!
I'M HIGH ON LIFE!!!
reply: damn you, Watson!
I'M HIGH ON LIFE!!!
Reply
noshatsherlockk
| 15
heyy! that's my nickname^^
Reply
jisaac09
| 25
@noshatsherlockk, Your nickname is:
no shit, Sherlock.
reply: damn you, Watson!
I'M HIGH ON LIFE!!!
#32 - On 05/17/2010 at 10:19am by lovesick4628 - reply
Send a private message
???
Wonder how you got such a unique nickname.... ???
no shit, Sherlock.
reply: damn you, Watson!
I'M HIGH ON LIFE!!!
#32 - On 05/17/2010 at 10:19am by lovesick4628 - reply
Send a private message
???
Wonder how you got such a unique nickname.... ???
By
gye83
| 0
that's hardcore we had to do that a few years ago I remember
Reply
ImaginaryFoe
| 0
You had to get your tongue pierced and lick batteries? Well, someone wants you dead.