Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become...

By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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By bobby - 12/06/2010 22:13 - United States

Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML

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By ow - 17/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

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By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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lettertjes 0

Monday 17 May 2010 16:08

ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.

fball913 0

Monday 17 May 2010 16:08

that's amazing, you're a shit for brains

Comments

mcmurdy1980 0

Monday 17 May 2010 22:48

81 has a point. electracution is death ( you could come back to life with CPR) getting shocked was what op did

nivri 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 0:32

dumass

ezioaudatore 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 0:35

dumbass

skilletobsess96 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 2:03

what does imprudent mean?

angl9gddss 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 2:28

For all the people askin why you'd put a 9v in your mouth- it's the easiest way to see if it's dead. Make contact with both terminals with your tounge, feel a tingle. My dad did it to me, I do it to my kids, haha, good times. I have a tounge ring, got it 7 years ago. I have, out of habit (which battery came out of the smoke alarm? This one? Yep!) touched my tounge to a battery since then. The tingle is more intense, closer to a shock, but no where near heart stopping. From what I remember of the time I stuck my finger in a light socket (shut it, everyone was 4 once, ask your mom how old you were when you did it), that was much worse. So, OP, ydi for bein a pussy.