Miscellaneous: Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue...

By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By fecal romance - 23/11/2013 10:32 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML

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Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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Ajaxxx 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:44

make sure you eat a lot or the sharp side will not come out smoothly! cheers

Crusheddd 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:35

ugh having a toung peircing doesnt mean your a freaking ****! It's just another stupid stearotypes like 'blondes are stupid and pink is for girl' its stupid! And sad!! And dot you choke on the tounge peircing? Um bad luck sorry hope it...comes out soon...

Comments

jardinteylor 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:35

not the worst that could happen. you should have bought replacements.

xGet_Over_It 0

Monday 12 April 2010 7:05

are you a guy or a girl?

FrescoLove 10

Thursday 24 February 2011 19:54

she's a she

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:17

I don't know why this is thumbed down, it's true. Tongue studs can easily come unscrewed and get lost or swallowed, so you should always have backups just in case this happens. And if you do, then it's no big deal.

Ajaxxx 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:44

make sure you eat a lot or the sharp side will not come out smoothly! cheers

NormaJeanFan 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:44

I've never swallowed one, and I've had mine done a year..

12luck34 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 4:56

Dont jinx yourself. Knock on Wood...

Carlie_McCartney 1

Monday 1 November 2010 2:52

*knocks on OP's head*

PerditaDessa 38

Sunday 31 August 2014 3:43

I have my tongue pierced twice, and have had them in for years, and have yet to swallow one but know people who do the day they get theirs done. It's different for everyone, but it's likely to happen to anyone who has their's pierced.

mexicanaperfecta 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:05

I did this today as well :-(

rachilio 26

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:35

ironic so did my friend

notsocrafty 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:25

You might want to get some new jewelry. The back story for that peice would weird me out too much.

konfusionx 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:17

I've had mine for four years and I've never swallowed mine.

smnc 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:33

FYL !

SAF_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:43

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

gross__ 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 9:55

having a tongue piercing doesn't mean the girl is a ****...

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:19

FYL for being an idiot.

tsume24 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:30

12: I got my tongue pierced because I can wear a beautiful piece of blue synthetic opal in it. sure I've tried it on my boyfriend before but he said he pretty much can't feel it. does that make me want to abandon it? hell no. cuz that's not the most important thing to me. it's an awesome piercing and I don't ever plan on removing it. does that make me a ****?

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:25

People who say things like that really piss me off. I got my tongue pierced because 1) I was curious about it, 2) I wanted a new piercing, and 3) two of my favorite singers have tongue piercings and I think it looks cool when they sing, so I figured why not? I did not get it so I could "suck guys' dicks" and hate people telling me that's the only reason to do it.