By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane
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Go somewhere else then, or wait until they aren't home, or asleep. Even sit down with them and ask them to stop because its making you feel uncomfortable. FYL, OP.
There is absolutely nothing normal about this. What kind of parent deliberately tries to catch their child playing a solo on the devil's clarinet? Just once if my parents caught me, I would've been done with it! I would remember it each time I thought about doing it, and it'd just be over. You could Fuck with them and tell them you got a girl pregnant because you had to get your rocks off somehow. Let the games begin!
well he could be less obvious about it, I kinda feel like if its every time, he's got to be doing it too much or just really blatant about it. Try doing it with the door locked or at night when they are asleep or just get a girlfriend, that will teach them. If they really won't let you have some "alone time" bring an obvious hooker home lol (might bit want to actually sleep with her) but that might get them off your back. . .
It's weird with the amount of people getting walked in on having sex or jerking off you'd think they'd be more careful about locking doors or not doing it in places like the living. At least make sure you are alone. Though I wonder how it's that obvious, does op scream or something while doing it that'd make people want to mess with you?
#147 I think I found the tumblr user... And come on man (pun not intended) pregnancy cards are the worse, and most effective play in the book. He could try the door lock and blinds method, or just get a girlfriend and have sex. Idk, it seems he's stuck between a rock and a hard place (pun intended)
Everyone gets horny, but that doesn't mean you have to act on it every time. I mean should people be allowed to masturbate or have sex in public just because they get aroused? Picture teenage boys beating their meat in class while the teacher is trying to teach algebra or something.
Your parents are truly funny. But damn how often do you masturbate for them to try and catch you in the act?
Could try making a game of always walking in when they start to do it, or better yet! try doing stuff like that when no ones home... could also get a girlfriend/boyfriend too
Even if they had a girlfriend/boyfriend doesn't mean that they would be comfortable with any intimate acts like that. I personally wouldn't want to because stuff like that gives me anxiety and makes me uncomfortable. I would have to wait almost a year of trusting the person to be comfortable with something like that. So getting a significant other would not always solve the problem.
Just keep doing it and make eye contact. I think that may put them off.