Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
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JesseJaymz
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you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?
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kraykray_fml
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duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...
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bwfc83
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yes. it will
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RugbyKid
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thanks for pointing out the obvious op
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nyrangers1022
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my comments wont show....ydi for being stupid. i do this all the time but i dont lick the sharp part of the knife
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sammiller4
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op I feel your pain
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tashbash
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Not neasicarily, there are some blunt knives for spreading butter and stuff, maybe the OP had a knife like that and that's why they didn't think they would cut them.
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gutzzzz
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it also turns out that they let ignorant people reproduce..... that's how you came along :p
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RugbyKid
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#26: win
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MarkSeattle
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don't ever use power tools. or do, then we'll get a real FML
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zuluz
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omg the new sherlock?:O
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wtfwtjd
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Or maybe you shouldn't use a machete to make a sandwich
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comatoast
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yeah dumbass, it's a knife. it's sole purpose is to cut stuff
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NuMuzik
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have u ever got ur tongue cut by a knife?
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madarchod
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26 is right. Now op should try to sit on fire and wonder why her ass got burned
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MrCalves
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actually just don't acknowledge the knife cut. then it won't exist, right?
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Don't make fun of the OP. He has a mental illness.
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MiZz_dAnni
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ouchhh :(
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FMLRevoluSean
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Bullshit op I don't blame the knife here but ya knever know.
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Nylecroc
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ydi for being a guy and sticking something in your mouth that ends in B&J
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gutzzzz
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peanut butter ends in "er" and knife ends in "fe" nice try though :)
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Nylecroc
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As he says, he stuck PB&J in his mouth. It makes sense.
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MiZz_dAnni
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100- lol :P
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666Alyssa
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Knives cut things. Most people know that. What did you do? Press it against your tongue very hard?
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MiGman
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#100/103: win
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FMLRevoluSean
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102 what???
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MeLlamoMaddie
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no it won't cut your tongue it will SliCE yur tongue open smart one i've learned that before
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ThisGuyHasCrabs
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to jas... because I want to be your husband.
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ThisGuyHasCrabs
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Today, I was turned down after asking the love of my life if I could be her husband. FML
... that would never be approved so you have to say yes... lol
... that would never be approved so you have to say yes... lol
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ninjacapo
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if the bread was wheat ydi.
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Stevefett
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Ever hear of a butter knife nerd?
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gutzzzz
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it never said he put pb&j in his mouth, just a knife with peanut butter on it, so 100's joke doesn't make sense :P thats why i said "er" or "fe" cuz he only put peanut butter, and a knife in his mouth. duhhh :P
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PeanutButterPudd
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I agree with 125 :)
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FMLRevoluSean
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i still dont get it...
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goingdown_fml
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I knew this wasn't gonna end well when I saw pbnj and knife
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autumn16
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ydi bc you like peanut butter...
ewwwww it's so nasty
ewwwww it's so nasty
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Delaneymarie
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you're make ups so nasty:P
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My_Deathbed
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thats true!
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hockeyguy79
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114- nice pic
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sammiller4
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hey it's my lover! talkin about autumn btw
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jizwiz
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OPs story came off to be very sexual to me. He was trying to lick the excess semen off the other mans dick and didnt realize how hard it was. Turns out no matter how careful you try to be your gonna end up biting him at some point.
Just my opinion. But I do think the OP is a penis sucking fagot.... Not that theres anything wrong with that. Personally I enjoy sucking other mens suculent penises
Just my opinion. But I do think the OP is a penis sucking fagot.... Not that theres anything wrong with that. Personally I enjoy sucking other mens suculent penises
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Gannon1994
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OP, are you honestly that fucking retarded?
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autumn16
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157 ok first of all my make ups not nasty. tons of people want me to do theirs, too. sorry if that makes you jealous or whatever. oh and I rather have eyeliner that I can change whenever I want, than be stuck looking like you.
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autumn16
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SAM (: hey love
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ThisGuyHasCrabs
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burn baby!!!
fafp
fafp
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LoneliestxHobo
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What?? do you butter your bread with steak knive's? no way a butter knife could do that
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jrkarikas
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imagine that; a knife that can cut stuff...
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LoneliestxHobo
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103.... he stuck a peanut blow and job in his mouth?
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Giorgio272
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WTF was the op using a steak knife?? I lick the apprent "sharp" end of a butter knife all the time with no trouble. op must just be a tool.
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autumn16
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what's fafp?
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taybabay
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Nnnnnno they don't.
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XxDevilxXGt
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and you're dumb as hell for saying you're when talking about her makeup hahaha fail word use.
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autumn16
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bahahaha
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XxDevilxXGt
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it means fuck anti flood protection :)
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autumn16
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oh I couldve guessed at that but I guess it's the blonde hair (: lol thanks
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XxDevilxXGt
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no problem haha the blonde hair.. i guess that could be why, that hair can steal some of your thoughts at times xD looks good though :)
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sammiller4
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how's it goin dear :)
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autumn16
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hahaha yeaaa (: thanks lol
and sam I'm pretty good ((: how was your day (:
and sam I'm pretty good ((: how was your day (:
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sammiller4
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my day was pretty shitty lol and yours
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666Alyssa
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Aww, don't pick on the 14yr old (157). Its not her fault she doesn't know how to write things correctly and thinks insulting people online will make her "cool".
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DesiGir324
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No shit, Sherlock. YDI.
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skape91
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be more careful lolz
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StoryOfTheYear
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Holy carps!
A knife can cut your tounge???
Next OP will be saying a fork can stab things, god, I swear people are getting nuttier by the day
A knife can cut your tounge???
Next OP will be saying a fork can stab things, god, I swear people are getting nuttier by the day
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FarSide
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YDI for not making your old lady fix your sammich.
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Delaneymarie
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143 (or girl who I jokingly said had nasty makeup) I'm sorry if I offended you it's just something me and me friends do to each other :P <-- means joke. I don't think your makeups nasty. I don't even care about it lol sorry you think I'm ugly and I offended you I really didn't mean to:/
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Snugglez
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I hate peanut butter! but OP you deserve it for being stupid
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time4coffee
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duh
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summersizzle
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171 someone insulted the way you look, don't stoop down to their level and do the same thing because it makes you look just as bad as them.
and btw # 157 is not ugly, and #171's make up is not nasty.
this isn't a place to judge peoples profile pictures it's a place to discuss the fml.
and btw # 157 is not ugly, and #171's make up is not nasty.
this isn't a place to judge peoples profile pictures it's a place to discuss the fml.
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maxdashz
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241:Thank you so much. Usually when I see a reply like that, it is either "first", "ouch", or "lol" in the first comment. Not only does that have nothing to do with the comment, it also has nothing to do with the post. I can tell you are very famous online, I have seen you before, but the brain in your picture has been enlarged.
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OMGJASMiNE
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ouchh!
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OMGJASMiNE
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yes I'll be yur wife(:
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Dragons_corner
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has anyone herd if a BUTTER KNIFE they are not sharp at all that might be what op is talking about =p
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pingpongpickle
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peanut butter is gross
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LilAfo
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or u could say,
wow what an idiot wow
and that would be another way to describe his idiocy :b
wow what an idiot wow
and that would be another way to describe his idiocy :b
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PurpleLlamas
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63-he was using a butter knife. they arent sharp. their "sole purpose" is to spread dumby
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PurpleLlamas
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157-so is yours...oh wait thats your face my apoligies
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PurpleLlamas
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179-its fu*k anti flood protection
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ujonesy
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I would let 171 do my makeup allllllll day.
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Dragons_corner
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you all are saying op is a idiot or something but your just making youself look like a idiot if
you have silverwaer go to were you keep them and look at it that thing that looks like a knife but cam cut with out a massive fource that is called a BUTTER KNIFE or how about you google BUTTER KNIFE and learn something.
you have silverwaer go to were you keep them and look at it that thing that looks like a knife but cam cut with out a massive fource that is called a BUTTER KNIFE or how about you google BUTTER KNIFE and learn something.
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zac2012
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fucking duh!
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karina_said
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...cuts like a knife
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xXLenaXx
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171, err... 157 is actually really pretty, she's just not loaded with make-up. : you seem a bit insecure to use so much eye-liner and then tell girls without any they don't look good. fyl.
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SerenaChaos805
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ive uses butter knifes a lot. and lick them never once have i been cut ... but that sucks op. try using a spoon next time
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Bear_Flu
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Today, I cut my leg off with a power saw because I wanted to test how sharp it was... FML
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xXLenaXx
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hahahahaha, 306 :D
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autumn16
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218 damn right gahh it's funny when so many people say I'm pretty and then random girls say I'm ugly.
and sam I actually had a decent day. why'd you have a crappy one
and sam I actually had a decent day. why'd you have a crappy one
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autumn16
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243 yea thanks I think
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autumn16
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uhmm haha that's a compliment right? lol
uhmm haha that's a compliment right? lol
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autumn16
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301- really? stfu please. I'm not insecure at all so don't tell me I seem that way. ok? I wear alot of eyeliner because it looks good with my style and I often don't wear make up at all. just when I feel like it. and I didn't say she is not pretty because she isn't wearing eyeliner in her picture. because honestly she is wearing eyeliner. so look at the facts before you state something. please and thank you (:
with love,
Autumn (:
with love,
Autumn (:
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xXLenaXx
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Autumn, soz if that offended you, but to me "i'd rather..than be stuck looking like you" is criticising people's looks. you'd seem a lot more confident if you don't criticise how other people look. your make-up looks really good though, i won't deny that :)
Sincere Regards,
Lena.
:P
Sincere Regards,
Lena.
:P
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autumn16
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lol ok haha I wouldn't had even said anything to her if she didn't say that I mean it wasn't called for. and thanks lol your really pretty by the way
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xXLenaXx
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ohh i was actually gonna comment again to say, who calls you ugly??? they must be blind as fuck :P you're gorgeous :) aww thankyoo, that's so nice of you ^^
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Skullcrusher
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You, my friend, are a major dumbass!
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Delaneymarie
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I'm not wearing eyeliner, that's mascara. y'all are dumb for making such a huge deal out of a joke but then again I'm pretty sure that my small 14 yr old mind just couldn't comprehend how much greater and prettier y'all all are. chill out.
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autumn16
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thank you Lena haha and your welcome (: but your prettier than me
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xXLenaXx
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are you crazy? no way. you look hawt. :) I can't even work make-up.. a sorry excuse for a female i am. Autumn, do my make-up for me please haha. :D
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hwkfan1
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PBJ=Penis-Blow-Job
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Lexiegirlxx
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lmao op u fail =p
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anonhxc
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Why the flying fuck are you using a sharp knife??
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heyygirll
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shut up go put some more eyeliner on
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Pointy130
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You must suck at it. I do it all the time and never hurt myself.
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autumn16
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333 lol it took me a while to learn how do do it right and make it look decent lol and even now all I use is eyeliner and mascara lol
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connorfinch
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what?! I thought if you don't think something will happen it won't!
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PrincessesCrown
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157 is beautiful and you autumn, well you look like you just climbed out of a tar pit and couldn't scrub the black off your
eyes. I don't know any guys that like the way people like you do their makeup. And that is nasty, black eyes are so ugly. I can't believe people go around like that, you look like you have two bruised eyes. I prefer a more natural look. That way you can show true beauty.
eyes. I don't know any guys that like the way people like you do their makeup. And that is nasty, black eyes are so ugly. I can't believe people go around like that, you look like you have two bruised eyes. I prefer a more natural look. That way you can show true beauty.
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PrincessesCrown
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352 you still can't do it right!
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alissa222
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195, if you were born in '93, you are not sixteen,
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kraykray_fml
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duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...
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paid2think
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Ha!
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sosoinlove09
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IKr??? dumb ass, it's obvious
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cBlackout
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that's why do dont make a sandwich with a steak knife
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omgitslaurrrrr
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Please tell me you're kidding?
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JesseJaymz
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you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?
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iSeeStarz
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wow. how'd this even make it?
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amandalovee
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true,
but I do it all the time and my tounge is fine..
but I do it all the time and my tounge is fine..
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loski87
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the only thing I can think of is the op licked the blade. and if it was a butter knife he probably licked really hard
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ThisGuyHasCrabs
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I lick real hard! eh..eh.. lol
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DINOLOVE17
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duh stupid everyone knows that a knife will cut you.
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omgitslaurrrrr
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It's sad that this got accepted to be posted..
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15bshah
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ooh. that reaaly sucks. ydi though
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yogurtgirlie
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no shit sherlock
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eatsleepjb
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*no DIP Sherlock..
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Samantha_baby
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right, like how old are you?
knives are pointy.. :] FYI
knives are pointy.. :] FYI
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remieshine16
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ur parents never told u that when u were young ?! haha