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yes. it will
thanks for pointing out the obvious op
my comments wont show....ydi for being stupid. i do this all the time but i dont lick the sharp part of the knife
op I feel your pain
Not neasicarily, there are some blunt knives for spreading butter and stuff, maybe the OP had a knife like that and that's why they didn't think they would cut them.
it also turns out that they let ignorant people reproduce..... that's how you came along :p
#26: win
don't ever use power tools. or do, then we'll get a real FML
omg the new sherlock?:O
yeah dumbass, it's a knife. it's sole purpose is to cut stuff
have u ever got ur tongue cut by a knife?
26 is right. Now op should try to sit on fire and wonder why her ass got burned
ouchhh :(
ydi for being a guy and sticking something in your mouth that ends in B&J
peanut butter ends in "er" and knife ends in "fe" nice try though :)
As he says, he stuck PB&J in his mouth. It makes sense.
100- lol :P
Knives cut things. Most people know that. What did you do? Press it against your tongue very hard?
no it won't cut your tongue it will SliCE yur tongue open smart one i've learned that before
to jas... because I want to be your husband.
Today, I was turned down after asking the love of my life if I could be her husband. FML ... that would never be approved so you have to say yes... lol
if the bread was wheat ydi.
Ever hear of a butter knife nerd?
it never said he put pb&j in his mouth, just a knife with peanut butter on it, so 100's joke doesn't make sense :P thats why i said "er" or "fe" cuz he only put peanut butter, and a knife in his mouth. duhhh :P
I agree with 125 :)
you're make ups so nasty:P
hey it's my lover! talkin about autumn btw
OPs story came off to be very sexual to me. He was trying to lick the excess semen off the other mans dick and didnt realize how hard it was. Turns out no matter how careful you try to be your gonna end up biting him at some point. Just my opinion. But I do think the OP is a penis sucking fagot.... Not that theres anything wrong with that. Personally I enjoy sucking other mens suculent penises
burn baby!!! fafp
What?? do you butter your bread with steak knive's? no way a butter knife could do that
103.... he stuck a peanut blow and job in his mouth?
Nnnnnno they don't.
and you're dumb as hell for saying you're when talking about her makeup hahaha fail word use.
it means **** anti flood protection :)
no problem haha the blonde hair.. i guess that could be why, that hair can steal some of your thoughts at times xD looks good though :)
how's it goin dear :)
my day was pretty shitty lol and yours
Aww, don't pick on the 14yr old (157). Its not her fault she doesn't know how to write things correctly and thinks insulting people online will make her "cool".
be more careful lolz
Holy carps! A knife can cut your tounge??? Next OP will be saying a fork can stab things, god, I swear people are getting nuttier by the day
YDI for not making your old lady fix your sammich.
143 (or girl who I jokingly said had nasty makeup) I'm sorry if I offended you it's just something me and me friends do to each other :P <-- means joke. I don't think your makeups nasty. I don't even care about it lol sorry you think I'm ugly and I offended you I really didn't mean to:/
duh
171 someone insulted the way you look, don't stoop down to their level and do the same thing because it makes you look just as bad as them. and btw # 157 is not ugly, and #171's make up is not nasty. this isn't a place to judge peoples profile pictures it's a place to discuss the fml.
241:Thank you so much. Usually when I see a reply like that, it is either "first", "ouch", or "lol" in the first comment. Not only does that have nothing to do with the comment, it also has nothing to do with the post. I can tell you are very famous online, I have seen you before, but the brain in your picture has been enlarged.
has anyone herd if a BUTTER KNIFE they are not sharp at all that might be what op is talking about =p
or u could say, wow what an idiot wow and that would be another way to describe his idiocy :b
63-he was using a butter knife. they arent sharp. their "sole purpose" is to spread dumby
157-so is yours...oh wait thats your face my apoligies
179-its fu*k anti flood protection
you all are saying op is a idiot or something but your just making youself look like a idiot if you have silverwaer go to were you keep them and look at it that thing that looks like a knife but cam cut with out a massive fource that is called a BUTTER KNIFE or how about you google BUTTER KNIFE and learn something.
...cuts like a knife
171, err... 157 is actually really pretty, she's just not loaded with make-up. : you seem a bit insecure to use so much eye-liner and then tell girls without any they don't look good. fyl.
Today, I cut my leg off with a power saw because I wanted to test how sharp it was... FML
hahahahaha, 306 :D
301- really? stfu please. I'm not insecure at all so don't tell me I seem that way. ok? I wear alot of eyeliner because it looks good with my style and I often don't wear make up at all. just when I feel like it. and I didn't say she is not pretty because she isn't wearing eyeliner in her picture. because honestly she is wearing eyeliner. so look at the facts before you state something. please and thank you (: with love, Autumn (:
Autumn, soz if that offended you, but to me "i'd rather..than be stuck looking like you" is criticising people's looks. you'd seem a lot more confident if you don't criticise how other people look. your make-up looks really good though, i won't deny that :) Sincere Regards, Lena. :P
ohh i was actually gonna comment again to say, who calls you ugly??? they must be blind as **** :P you're gorgeous :) aww thankyoo, that's so nice of you ^^
I'm not wearing eyeliner, that's mascara. y'all are dumb for making such a huge deal out of a joke but then again I'm pretty sure that my small 14 yr old mind just couldn't comprehend how much greater and prettier y'all all are. chill out.
are you crazy? no way. you look hawt. :) I can't even work make-up.. a sorry excuse for a female i am. Autumn, do my make-up for me please haha. :D
Why the flying **** are you using a sharp knife??
You must suck at it. I do it all the time and never hurt myself.
what?! I thought if you don't think something will happen it won't!
157 is beautiful and you autumn, well you look like you just climbed out of a tar pit and couldn't scrub the black off your eyes. I don't know any guys that like the way people like you do their makeup. And that is nasty, black eyes are so ugly. I can't believe people go around like that, you look like you have two bruised eyes. I prefer a more natural look. That way you can show true beauty.
195, if you were born in '93, you are not sixteen,
duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...
that's why do dont make a sandwich with a steak knife
Please tell me you're kidding?
you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?
true, but I do it all the time and my tounge is fine..
I lick real hard! eh..eh.. lol
duh stupid everyone knows that a knife will cut you.
It's sad that this got accepted to be posted..
*no DIP Sherlock..
ur parents never told u that when u were young ?! haha
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you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?
duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...