By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
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How the hell did you manage to do that?

Next time you "practice", unplug it.


How the hell did you manage to do that?

Licked a flat iron.

Next time you "practice", unplug it.

I call shenanigans!

Trying to straighten facial hair? I dunno why they would want to do that though...

you are smartz

1- Ikr? I can down 10 flat irons without even touching my tongue, OP needs practice

36- so you deepthroat large objects? You sure you wanna admit that?

I've done this before too. It happens.

Solid effort

What the point of practicing with a cold flat iron? That's like practicing for basketball without the ball. If you're gonna do it do it right =P

Skills of a bored man

I wish that people who post FML's would answer peoples questions about them.

"The men/girls who Lick Irons" brought to u by the creators of "The men who Stare at Goats"

81, the reason they don't is so that us commenters all get excitedly shocked when they actually do... If you get what I mean.

is this be another way emos hurt themselves? ..fucking brilliant.

Maybe they had hairy tongue.

If you wanted spicy food you could've just got some Chilli Doritos OP :D

clearly OP just wanted his/her tongue to look pretty

45- If you wanted to take it that way, we deep-throat every day when we eat, but ok, thanks for bashing my cuisine

OP that happened to me once, last time I try to eat a flat iron.

She wanted to heat up the conversation.

I like turtles!

hahahah best . movie . ever.

I have a feeling this would be a YDI situation if you explained how this happened.

134-you can put your young on my flat iron

Some people are just smooth like that.

Okay deep throating a flat iron is just weird and wouldn't you make sure it's off? And two why the hell was a flat iron iron part be on your tounge unless you put it there... YDI

She was obviously trying to straighten those unsightful curly hairs growing on her tongue.

134- damn u are hot...

Wow thats lame im up to 15

hey don't judge her, ive done the same thing!!!

hey don't judge her, ive done the same thing!!!

This happened to my friend she was singing and using the flat iron as a microphone but then she clamped her tongue xD

Well, darlin, maybe you guys need to get an actual thing to suck on. Do better next time.

I.. Hate when that happens...? Seriously, how the Hell?!

Hey 36, call me. ;)

It's cuz OP is Canadian!

I've done it.. I licked my flat iron to see what would happen... I got a blister.. :/

224- That's a fake pic btw

248- looks like something off "The Book of Eli"

Silly, tongues don't have hair!

hahaha trueee. Why are you stupid enough to do it anyway?

197-I'm not sure how to reply

Trying to get a Dumbledore beard maybe? Were they male or female?

This is one of my favourites!

Obviously licking it to see if it was hot enough.

How did that happen?

He burned his tongue with a flat iron.. thats how he did it.

Can anyone else feel the irony??........ haha okay no :(

A-1 steak sauce, yeah it's that important

65- I see what you did there :D

Don't lick the damn thing!

He wanted a klondike bar.

They licked there straightner like I did. Lmao

seriously? Hmm guess curiosity gets all of us XD but this was jus stupid!

Aha! Irons! And it only took two clues

My friend did that... On purpose.

Typical Canadian.

Damn. I'm definately getting thumbs down for this. >.>

Iron out those creases!

That must have taken some insane talent.

Is tht wut u call it?

Is that mangled scentence something you call English?

74- the fact that you spell sentence wrong cracks me up.

Yeah it takes insane talent to be THAT stupid

Your right about that!! Lol

How did you do such a thing?

The more important question: WHY would you do such a thing?!

For teh lulz.

heh, that's bizarro. i'd like to know how that happened...

Really, how on earth did you do that?

Come on use your imagination!. You have a burnt tongue and a flat iron. I'll give you 2 guesses :D

YDI for putting an iron anywhere near your mouth.

Oh I don't know - you wake up after a big night out, your tongue feels a little furry, you think to yourself "you know, I bet i could put a nice wave in that" and before you know it, second degree burns. Doesn't hurt as much as getting your penis caught in a cake beater. I imagine.....

how...? i can't imagine any way possible you could manage that