Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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How the hell did you manage to do that?
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chuchurocket
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Next time you "practice", unplug it.
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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How the hell did you manage to do that?
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LuxAeterna_fml
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Licked a flat iron.
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chuchurocket
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Next time you "practice", unplug it.
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milakitty21
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I call shenanigans!
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jennjdub
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Trying to straighten facial hair? I dunno why they would want to do that though...
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novair
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you are smartz
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StoryOfTheYear
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1- Ikr? I can down 10 flat irons without even touching my tongue, OP needs practice
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buff7
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36- so you deepthroat large objects? You sure you wanna admit that?
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OliviaNicole
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I've done this before too. It happens.
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dedd4
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Solid effort
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StopDropNRoll
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What the point of practicing with a cold flat iron? That's like practicing for basketball without the ball. If you're gonna do it do it right =P
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coffeygirl12
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Touche
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jake3292
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Skills of a bored man
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Yngve_fml
| 9
I wish that people who post FML's would answer peoples questions about them.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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"The men/girls who Lick Irons" brought to u by the creators of "The men who Stare at Goats"
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dre_bro11
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81, the reason they don't is so that us commenters all get excitedly shocked when they actually do... If you get what I mean.
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eminemchick
| 19
is this be another way emos hurt themselves? ..fucking brilliant.
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ThanksKarma
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Maybe they had hairy tongue.
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Friaza
| 29
If you wanted spicy food you could've just got some Chilli Doritos OP :D
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tsume24
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clearly OP just wanted his/her tongue to look pretty
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blueyes97
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How?
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StoryOfTheYear
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45- If you wanted to take it that way, we deep-throat every day when we eat, but ok, thanks for bashing my cuisine
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Iheartfunny
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OP that happened to me once, last time I try to eat a flat iron.
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PutItIn
| 8
She wanted to heat up the conversation.
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DKParth13
| 5
I like turtles!
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RMRaidersNumbah3
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hahahah best . movie . ever.
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n_epic_fail
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I have a feeling this would be a YDI situation if you explained how this happened.
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ihateyouall140
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134-you can put your young on my flat iron
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xXwolflegionXx
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Some people are just smooth like that.
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JoHire
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Okay deep throating a flat iron is just weird and wouldn't you make sure it's off? And two why the hell was a flat iron iron part be on your tounge unless you put it there... YDI
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Calyx_fml
| 21
She was obviously trying to straighten those unsightful curly hairs growing on her tongue.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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134- damn u are hot...
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cassiewatsits2
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Wow thats lame im up to 15
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MaryB98
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hey don't judge her, ive done the same thing!!!
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MaryB98
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hey don't judge her, ive done the same thing!!!
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dAiSyLuRv1029
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This happened to my friend she was singing and using the flat iron as a microphone but then she clamped her tongue xD
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zebestbraski
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Well, darlin, maybe you guys need to get an actual thing to suck on. Do better next time.
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oops_im_fucked
| 8
I.. Hate when that happens...? Seriously, how the Hell?!
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zeddeiram
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Hot bj?
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scrapmetal58
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Hey 36, call me. ;)
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salvyluv
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It's cuz OP is Canadian!
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toilet10
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I've done it.. I licked my flat iron to see what would happen... I got a blister.. :/
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StoryOfTheYear
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224- That's a fake pic btw
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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248- looks like something off "The Book of Eli"
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ILUVMSC
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Silly, tongues don't have hair!
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hannahmorgan06
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hahaha trueee. Why are you stupid enough to do it anyway?
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ihateyouall140
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197-I'm not sure how to reply
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Amy_244
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Trying to get a Dumbledore beard maybe? Were they male or female?
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Geekyandproud
| 19
This is one of my favourites!
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GreekYogurt
| 26
Obviously licking it to see if it was hot enough.
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stephan18
| 23
How did that happen?
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Jimster1712
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He burned his tongue with a flat iron.. thats how he did it.
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xlord
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Can anyone else feel the irony??........ haha okay no :(
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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OP the fuck?
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Frijolero_92
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A-1 steak sauce, yeah it's that important
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margie2194
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65- I see what you did there :D
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Jaxx66
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Don't lick the damn thing!
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annajane
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He wanted a klondike bar.
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AmandaLeeann22
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They licked there straightner like I did. Lmao
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JessGivsBesitos
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seriously? Hmm guess curiosity gets all of us XD but this was jus stupid!
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Spaghetti7
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Smooth.
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ssbtoday
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Hot.
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StoryOfTheYear
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Aha! Irons!
And it only took two clues
And it only took two clues
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selena1998_fml
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thanks lol
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ImFrackinBored
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...wut?
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DoraTheExplorerI
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My friend did that... On purpose.
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RockRoll
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Fail.
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LOLbomb
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Typical Canadian.
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LOLbomb
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Damn. I'm definately getting thumbs down for this. >.>
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x_KL_x
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Iron out those creases!
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waileybeem1994
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Haha lol
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BelleBelle_fml
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That must have taken some insane talent.
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reallytho3
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Is tht wut u call it?
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CryMoreFMLs
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Is that mangled scentence something you call English?
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hahalaughing
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74- the fact that you spell sentence wrong cracks me up.
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ohmandapants
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Yeah it takes insane talent to be THAT stupid
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funkyspacemonkey
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Your right about that!! Lol
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flamegrilled123
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How did you do such a thing?
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rattusrattus
| 18
The more important question: WHY would you do such a thing?!
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Majstr
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For teh lulz.
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ImmortalRiot
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FOR SPARTA
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itsalanis
| 24
heh, that's bizarro. i'd like to know how that happened...
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btnhdude
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He saw you..
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mssdotches
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Really, how on earth did you do that?
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StopDropNRoll
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Come on use your imagination!. You have a burnt tongue and a flat iron. I'll give you 2 guesses :D
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EmilyJoSmyth
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YDI for putting an iron anywhere near your mouth.
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HomeAl0ne
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Oh I don't know - you wake up after a big night out, your tongue feels a little furry, you think to yourself "you know, I bet i could put a nice wave in that" and before you know it, second degree burns.
Doesn't hurt as much as getting your penis caught in a cake beater. I imagine.....
Doesn't hurt as much as getting your penis caught in a cake beater. I imagine.....
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rachel_potter
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how...? i can't imagine any way possible you could manage that