By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
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milakitty21 0

I call shenanigans!

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jennjdub 6

Trying to straighten facial hair? I dunno why they would want to do that though...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

1- Ikr? I can down 10 flat irons without even touching my tongue, OP needs practice

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buff7 1

36- so you deepthroat large objects? You sure you wanna admit that?

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OliviaNicole 5

I've done this before too. It happens.

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StopDropNRoll 11

What the point of practicing with a cold flat iron? That's like practicing for basketball without the ball. If you're gonna do it do it right =P

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jake3292 5

Skills of a bored man

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Yngve_fml 9

I wish that people who post FML's would answer peoples questions about them.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

"The men/girls who Lick Irons" brought to u by the creators of "The men who Stare at Goats"

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dre_bro11 12

81, the reason they don't is so that us commenters all get excitedly shocked when they actually do... If you get what I mean.

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eminemchick 19

is this be another way emos hurt themselves? ..******* brilliant.

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Friaza 29

If you wanted spicy food you could've just got some Chilli Doritos OP :D

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tsume24 3

clearly OP just wanted his/her tongue to look pretty

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StoryOfTheYear 14

45- If you wanted to take it that way, we deep-throat every day when we eat, but ok, thanks for bashing my cuisine

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Iheartfunny 1

OP that happened to me once, last time I try to eat a flat iron.

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PutItIn 8

She wanted to heat up the conversation.

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n_epic_fail 14

I have a feeling this would be a YDI situation if you explained how this happened.

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ihateyouall140 0

134-you can put your young on my flat iron

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JoHire 0

Okay deep throating a flat iron is just weird and wouldn't you make sure it's off? And two why the hell was a flat iron iron part be on your tounge unless you put it there... YDI

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Calyx_fml 21

She was obviously trying to straighten those unsightful curly hairs growing on her tongue.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

134- damn u are hot...

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cassiewatsits2 5

Wow thats lame im up to 15

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MaryB98 0

hey don't judge her, ive done the same thing!!!

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MaryB98 0

hey don't judge her, ive done the same thing!!!

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dAiSyLuRv1029 0

This happened to my friend she was singing and using the flat iron as a microphone but then she clamped her tongue xD

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zebestbraski 0

Well, darlin, maybe you guys need to get an actual thing to suck on. Do better next time.

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oops_im_fucked 8

I.. Hate when that happens...? Seriously, how the Hell?!

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salvyluv 0

It's cuz OP is Canadian!

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toilet10 0

I've done it.. I licked my flat iron to see what would happen... I got a blister.. :/

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

248- looks like something off "The Book of Eli"

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ILUVMSC 5

Silly, tongues don't have hair!

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hannahmorgan06 7

hahaha trueee. Why are you stupid enough to do it anyway?

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Amy_244 10

Trying to get a Dumbledore beard maybe? Were they male or female?

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Geekyandproud 19

This is one of my favourites!

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GreekYogurt 26

Obviously licking it to see if it was hot enough.

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Jimster1712 0

He burned his tongue with a flat iron.. thats how he did it.

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xlord 27

Can anyone else feel the irony??........ haha okay no :(

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Frijolero_92 1

A-1 steak sauce, yeah it's that important

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AmandaLeeann22 0

They licked there straightner like I did. Lmao

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JessGivsBesitos 5

seriously? Hmm guess curiosity gets all of us XD but this was jus stupid!

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BelleBelle_fml 11

That must have taken some insane talent.

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reallytho3 11

Is tht wut u call it?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Is that mangled scentence something you call English?

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hahalaughing 0

74- the fact that you spell sentence wrong cracks me up.

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ohmandapants 16

Yeah it takes insane talent to be THAT stupid

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funkyspacemonkey 0

Your right about that!! Lol

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itsalanis 25

heh, that's bizarro. i'd like to know how that happened...

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StopDropNRoll 11

Come on use your imagination!. You have a burnt tongue and a flat iron. I'll give you 2 guesses :D

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EmilyJoSmyth 4

YDI for putting an iron anywhere near your mouth.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Oh I don't know - you wake up after a big night out, your tongue feels a little furry, you think to yourself "you know, I bet i could put a nice wave in that" and before you know it, second degree burns. Doesn't hurt as much as getting your penis caught in a cake beater. I imagine.....

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rachel_potter 13

how...? i can't imagine any way possible you could manage that

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