All possible with the left hand, coincidence?

#13 smells a complot theory! Good one! :D

That's how microsoft has designed it :P

it's not YDI because he's computer illiterate, it's a YDI because he was jacking off in a situation where his mom could just walk in

ctrl w is easier ;) except it closes the tab not the window but if you have one tab open it'll close the browser

Ever heard of F11 (Fn+F11 on laptops) or Cmd+Tab?

A mouse with a CORD ¬_¬ Not a chord.

How DARE people use technology that actually makes things easier, like not having cords cluttering your desk. The worst I've had happen to me is my mouse dying while I'm in the middle of playing video games.

Fools! I use a mouse with a chord. That way, I can rock out while surfing the internet and laughing at the comments around me! :D

yo dawg, i herd you like chords so i put chords in your mouse so you can fap while you rock.

CORD!

69, is your username justinbeiberislame? it goes into ... on my phone. if it isn't the above username, or any other derogatory phrase for Justin beiber, then you fail, and you can burn. well, not really. but I will feel sorry for you.

it's "justinbieberisok"

no its justinbieberhasnocock

It says JustinBieberIsOK

rule number two: if you have to break rule number one for any reason, lock the god damn door

Rule 3 if you don't have a lock, GO TO THE BATHROOM. Easier to clean up too XD

never watch porn period!

Sooo not first...you fail.

major fucking fail

someone needs to wear a helmet and shin pads at all times

FAIL

Fag

Dumbass fail

That made no sense. How does someone "kill the shit out of" someone else?