Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
vatt 0
don't lie we know you were watching ****
mozeltov 7
u get free **** on the big screen? lucky bastard
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (121)
vatt 0
don't lie we know you were watching ****
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
well can ya blame her? ;p
sexybeastsexybea 0
u need to put ur tv on mute to check ur email?
tygerarmy 35
If the tv was not on mute I'd believe this more. I used to turn my tv on for background noise when I first started living alone. But to turn the tv on mute to go on your computer for an hour and not notice there was ****. It's ok OP girls are allowed to look at **** too, no need to be embarrassed.
simplyynat 0
ew
iloveloosy12 0
ha yeah you didn't make it seem like your mom freaked out too much
barbara_jude_wee_fml 0
someones a dumbass...
mozeltov 7
u get free **** on the big screen? lucky bastard
jaquise 4
agreed lol
Qluz 3
it was discovery channel, im sure of it!!
Shootamonkey3 0
It's not worth watching.
Dragons_corner 6
hey christine nguyen is ******* hot she is something to watch.
MzKylz 0
lmao #72
lmBrown 0
hahaha
Emileerzz 1
Who turned it to that channel? S:
MagicGiraffe 12
me
waswashere 0
and what channel is it?
I_Hug_Cats 26
channel 69
likeaboss007 0
3rd! maybe! anyways if its **** she should know what it is. YDI for not payin attention!
CheeseTaco 0
Fail…
dtbomb 3
Did you hit her with your money shot!!!!
OLDSKLCHEVY 1
dt you have one interesting profile pic lol
chewbacca69 0
the kids got the right idea
justnbieber 0
um, I'm pretty sure you have to be subscribed to it to be able to watch it?
mozeltov 7
well u won't figure out life listening to Justin beiber
justnbieber 0
ok hop off my page stalker kthanksbye
iFroFro 0
actually he just looked at ur name not ur page.... duhh
boopityboppity 11
She isn't looking to figure out life. She's looking to figure out the afterlife, because everyone knows that hell is just a Justin Bieber show* that lasts for eternity. *I say "show" because the word "concert" implies that there is music being presented.
wiggs5 0
you won't figure out life creeping on girls pages either?
FMLephant 2
retarf
hellogoodbye1996 6
26 fail!
FMLephant 2
30, its from the hit and run Fml below
mozeltov 7
Bill Cosby
hellogoodbye1996 6
I was saying fail because he said retaf insead of retard. durr
DeathShad0 1
#26, I'm thumbing you up just because "retarf" said out loud is hilarious.
DA14573 6
Cinemax, HBO, and Showtime all tend to play softcore **** at night. Especially Cinemax, thus the nickname "Skinemax".. I would have though this would be common knowledge since all you have to do is run thru the guide at night and see all the suggestive program names.
kboy1234 0
lol I know right.. it kinda makes the assumption of her being dumb ...
GreatGeak 8
53: parkour ftw! and no I didn't need to google it. :)
docscientist 10
I don't understand the point of posting a bio, them calling someone a stalker for reading it...it's like wearing a see-thru and being pissed everybody is staring at you.
justnbieber 0
sorry I don't check to see what channels have free ****, 75, you sicko.
IronZombie 0
why would u turn the tv on and mute it if ur not gonna watch it? ydi energy wasting monkey
Toasty283 8
#6. You can get **** on Showtime passed 11 PM. I know because whenever I watch tv on weekends, it always says shit like "desperate housewives" or "Best sex ever" or "Hotel Erotica"
Penaman 0
Wow that's suck. Can you still look her in the eyes?
Hockeyboy4280 18
Somehow, when I started reading thus, I knew the ending would be about ****...
AMMYFIST 0
I'm confused as to why you a) turned the TV on then muted it then payed no attention to it, waste of money and electricity much? and b) had to mute the TV to check your email... It all sounds suss to me, pretty sure you were just watching ****.
KoRnLeader 0
not all of us are poor...
Monjara 4
...turning on the tv a few min before you start watching isn't really wasting much if anything.
satomi_ishida 0
66 - Seems to me like she was ignoring the tv for an hour and never watched it. Thus why it's a waste of electricity and power. We not all be poor but you shouldn't waste it like that. OP probably didn't care because she's not paying the electric bill. YDI OP.
satomi_ishida 0
We may not**
kaila332 0
Got a point
livviaxxx 0
muteing the tv to check your email?