Intimacy: Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom...

By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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LandoG 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:01

I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the **** video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.

creampie18 5

Saturday 3 December 2011 0:39

Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.

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eanarchygle 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:37

LMFAO

Eir_fml 1

Thursday 19 February 2009 23:53

@3... um... that's... did she want you to **********?... I. @OP: Alt+F4 is your friend.

itzia 7

Monday 8 August 2011 17:22

Or headphones. I mean I think that makes sense don't you?

Cullens4Love 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:58

i've done that before. i was visiting my rents over vacation. ended up with my mom stealing my laptop when i was out and putting ****** up parental controlls on it. i can't crack the password.

creampie18 5

Saturday 3 December 2011 0:39

Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.

miianah1 22

Wednesday 28 May 2014 3:20

You're probably 10 as well since you can't seem to differentiate between "you're" and "your" yet.

LandoG 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:01

robbiewexford 0

Friday 6 January 2012 2:47

haha!! ;)

HeXr 22

Friday 6 January 2012 17:56

YDI

jadenjacksonm 14

Monday 15 June 2015 14:54

Was it so hard to just press the x?

andrewMD 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:11

#12 that must have sucked :P but it was hilarious for me to read did u have anyone u liked in that class? xD

RPGod 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 18:28

That's funny. You should always use ear buds when watching stuff. That's what I do

Silk_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 7:14

Believe it or not ive done that too except i ended up convincing mum it was a rhino giving birth which at the time seemed believable to me but a few years down the track im sure she knew lol i think it cleared up a few concerns :( lol FML

cherrylove2991 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:43

thats right it called head phones

iamtenyearsago 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:50

Ohmy, this happened to me at a friend's house. We were being stupid teenagers, trying to find the funniest ****, when my friend's dad appeared suddenly at the foot of the stairs D: So we closed the laptop but the moaning continued. So a friend and I laughed hysterically to cover it up and everyone, especially my friend's dad, thought we were coo coo bananas in the brain.