FML : Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to...

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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hitmutefirst - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 10:24 / United States

Intimacy

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By LandoG | 0

#27592 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:01

I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the porn video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.

By creampie18 | 5

#3675198 - Saturday 3 December 2011 12:39

Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.

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By eanarchygle | 0

#176 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 11:37

LMFAO

By Eir_fml | 0

#4103 - Thursday 19 February 2009 11:53

@3... um... that's... did she want you to masturbate?... I. @OP: Alt+F4 is your friend.

itzia | 7

#3064588 - Monday 8 August 2011 05:22

Or headphones. I mean I think that makes sense don't you?

By Cullens4Love | 0

#11677 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:58

i've done that before. i was visiting my rents over vacation. ended up with my mom stealing my laptop when i was out and putting fucked up parental controlls on it. i can't crack the password.

creampie18 | 5

#3675198 - Saturday 3 December 2011 12:39

Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.

miianah1 | 22

#5958240 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 03:20

You're probably 10 as well since you can't seem to differentiate between "you're" and "your" yet.

By LandoG | 0

#27592 - Thursday 12 March 2009 04:01

robbiewexford | 0

#3837184 - Friday 6 January 2012 02:47

haha!! ;)

HeXr | 22

#3840240 - Friday 6 January 2012 05:56

YDI

jadenjacksonm | 14

#6321398 - Monday 15 June 2015 02:54

Was it so hard to just press the x?

By andrewMD | 0

#35525 - Monday 16 March 2009 11:11

#12 that must have sucked :P but it was hilarious for me to read did u have anyone u liked in that class? xD

By RPGod | 0

#40492 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 06:28

That's funny. You should always use ear buds when watching stuff. That's what I do

By Silk_fml | 0

#44586 - Friday 20 March 2009 07:14

Believe it or not ive done that too except i ended up convincing mum it was a rhino giving birth which at the time seemed believable to me but a few years down the track im sure she knew lol i think it cleared up a few concerns :( lol FML

By cherrylove2991 | 0

#63404 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:43

thats right it called head phones

By iamtenyearsago | 0

#83541 - Sunday 5 April 2009 04:50

Ohmy, this happened to me at a friend's house. We were being stupid teenagers, trying to find the funniest porn, when my friend's dad appeared suddenly at the foot of the stairs D: So we closed the laptop but the moaning continued. So a friend and I laughed hysterically to cover it up and everyone, especially my friend's dad, thought we were coo coo bananas in the brain.