Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
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LandoG
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I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the porn video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.
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creampie18
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Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.
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eanarchygle
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LMFAO
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Eir_fml
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@3... um... that's... did she want you to masturbate?... I.
@OP: Alt+F4 is your friend.
@OP: Alt+F4 is your friend.
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itzia
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Or headphones.
I mean I think that makes sense don't you?
I mean I think that makes sense don't you?
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Cullens4Love
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i've done that before. i was visiting my rents over vacation.
ended up with my mom stealing my laptop when i was out and putting fucked up parental controlls on it. i can't crack the password.
ended up with my mom stealing my laptop when i was out and putting fucked up parental controlls on it. i can't crack the password.
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creampie18
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Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.
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miianah1
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You're probably 10 as well since you can't seem to differentiate between "you're" and "your" yet.
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LandoG
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I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the porn video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.
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robbiewexford
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haha!! ;)
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HeXr
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YDI
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jadenjacksonm
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Was it so hard to just press the x?
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andrewMD
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#12
that must have sucked :P
but it was hilarious for me to read
did u have anyone u liked in that class? xD
that must have sucked :P
but it was hilarious for me to read
did u have anyone u liked in that class? xD
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RPGod
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That's funny. You should always use ear buds when watching stuff. That's what I do
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Silk_fml
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Believe it or not ive done that too except i ended up convincing mum it was a rhino giving birth which at the time seemed believable to me but a few years down the track im sure she knew lol i think it cleared up a few concerns :( lol FML
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cherrylove2991
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thats right it called head phones
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iamtenyearsago
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Ohmy, this happened to me at a friend's house. We were being stupid teenagers, trying to find the funniest porn, when my friend's dad appeared suddenly at the foot of the stairs D: So we closed the laptop but the moaning continued. So a friend and I laughed hysterically to cover it up and everyone, especially my friend's dad, thought we were coo coo bananas in the brain.
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AllTiimeLow
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This made my day:)
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ilikeanno
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no how ur feeling execpt my was on the loudest it could be and my mum hates anything to do with porn