By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
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I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the porn video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.

Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.

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@3... um... that's... did she want you to masturbate?... I. @OP: Alt+F4 is your friend.

Or headphones. I mean I think that makes sense don't you?

i've done that before. i was visiting my rents over vacation. ended up with my mom stealing my laptop when i was out and putting fucked up parental controlls on it. i can't crack the password.

Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.

You're probably 10 as well since you can't seem to differentiate between "you're" and "your" yet.

I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the porn video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.

Was it so hard to just press the x?

#12 that must have sucked :P but it was hilarious for me to read did u have anyone u liked in that class? xD

That's funny. You should always use ear buds when watching stuff. That's what I do

Believe it or not ive done that too except i ended up convincing mum it was a rhino giving birth which at the time seemed believable to me but a few years down the track im sure she knew lol i think it cleared up a few concerns :( lol FML

thats right it called head phones

Ohmy, this happened to me at a friend's house. We were being stupid teenagers, trying to find the funniest porn, when my friend's dad appeared suddenly at the foot of the stairs D: So we closed the laptop but the moaning continued. So a friend and I laughed hysterically to cover it up and everyone, especially my friend's dad, thought we were coo coo bananas in the brain.

This made my day:)

no how ur feeling execpt my was on the loudest it could be and my mum hates anything to do with porn