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By hitmutefirst - 3/2/2009 10:24 - United States
  Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
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By  LandoG  |  0

I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the porn video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.

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By  Cullens4Love  |  0

i've done that before. i was visiting my rents over vacation.
ended up with my mom stealing my laptop when i was out and putting fucked up parental controlls on it. i can't crack the password.

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By  LandoG  |  0

I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the porn video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.

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By  Silk_fml  |  0

Believe it or not ive done that too except i ended up convincing mum it was a rhino giving birth which at the time seemed believable to me but a few years down the track im sure she knew lol i think it cleared up a few concerns :( lol FML

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By  iamtenyearsago  |  0

Ohmy, this happened to me at a friend's house. We were being stupid teenagers, trying to find the funniest porn, when my friend's dad appeared suddenly at the foot of the stairs D: So we closed the laptop but the moaning continued. So a friend and I laughed hysterically to cover it up and everyone, especially my friend's dad, thought we were coo coo bananas in the brain.

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