Intimacy: Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die... - FML

By nickyy - 29/11/2009 02:11 - United States

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Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML

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By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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pizz0wn3d 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:08

L2Alt F4, windows button D, or even Alt Tab. YDI for being computer illiterate

lonewolf2701 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:16

there should be a **** watching class, i declare myself a teacher, rule one: never watch **** parents home :p

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XxCrazygirlxX 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 5:28

hit the escape button :)

brandon2014 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 19:40

yea just press alt and f4

kirikochan 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 23:02

Ctrl+W...?

callofdutymw2519 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:25

pornhub is sweet

schomes 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:13

ctrl+w learn keyboard shortcuts

not_kidding 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:10

I'm astonished that no one has even suggested closing the laptop or turning off the damn monitor, depending on whether you have a desktop or a laptop.

not_kidding 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:12

Whoops, looks like a single person already mentioned turning off the monitor.

MargaretColleen 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 3:57

Ctrl+W my friend.

Ricky23J 0

Friday 23 September 2011 4:27

ALT F4 SON

LADiiL0KA24 11

Monday 26 September 2011 6:54

You couldve typed esc., f4 or even ctrl w smh -.-

quackmcquackers 4

Friday 30 December 2011 6:26

Have you heard of control alt delete?

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Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML

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