Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML
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Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
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pizz0wn3d 0
L2Alt F4, windows button D, or even Alt Tab. YDI for being computer illiterate
lonewolf2701 0
there should be a **** watching class, i declare myself a teacher, rule one: never watch **** parents home :p
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Comments (66)
Jonathan33 0
don't forget about ctrl+w it also closes the page ;) haha but seriously, when your young, your still wet behind the ears...you'll learn young one. (assuming youre young since you're still living with mommy)
jackalope069 0
plus he's still watching ****
soul_fml 0
Almost every bachlor watches ****.
Brouhaha_fml 0
14th ZOMFG!!!!!!!1111!!!1111one YDI for having a cordless mouse
GrnBstrd 0
keyboard short cuts are a life saver... you should learn some!
Phamjr03_fml 0
haha
perdix 31
Having your mouse die at that moment is not as bad as having your trouser snake spit!
ScaryyMary 14
It probably spit all over his mouse and shorted it out. No way it just "died".
magenkyo 0
haha trouser snake spit
xoluvinshayxo 0
GAHAHAHA!!!! xD im sorry but YDI
Rellich 0
YDI, not for watching ****, but now knowing how to Alt-F4
Rota 0
It comforts me to know that a lot of people out there know the keyboard shortcuts to close programs. On the other hand, OP is a dumbass for being computer illiterate. YDI
ygdrassil 17
did your mouse die because somthing wet touched it? like your cum-coated hand?