Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?

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StormGirl142 24

I think you accidentally a few words.

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Zestus 19

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leprechaun23 15

Do it behind a locked door in the bathroom or at night when everyones a sleep

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PsychSwirl2012 1

16 - That probably wasn't the best reply on a comment about incest...

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mauguster 15

If it happens again look them 'em in the eyes and finish like a boss

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muzy 23

I don't really care what it is you do with your family as long as you, keep your gene pool in check you animal!!

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XtraEzeee 8

16- I read that as locker door... Made the comment 100 times better.

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XtraEzeee 8

16- I read that as locker door... Made the comment 100 times better.

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aimeesea75 16

87- I did the same thing and it indeed made it so much better xD

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VorpikeII 17

29- Or finish in their eyes and look like a boss.

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Twincest 11

...go on you left out the best moments; what comes after.

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starburst7596 14

I immediately thought of Supernatural upon reading this comment.

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777tman 5

I'm watching supernatural right now!!!

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furstur 16

I love how a guy can post one comment and have it get more than 30 likes, and post it again and get over 40 dislikes.

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Feared 9

Well I would hope so. It would be hard to jack off to the image of your mom, if you weren't picturing her all smooth and lathered it buck futter.

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vturbz91 0

How wa the awkward tension after that... Aha

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somewizdom 15

That would make a good story to tell your dad.

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Bryceps 4

I'm thinking they should change YDI from "you deserved it" to "you dumb idiot"

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platypus505 5

Lock your or do it your shower or something man

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StormGirl142 24

I think you accidentally a few words.

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muzy 23

14 the words are all there. What ? you mean to tell me that you can't see the letters 'door' and 'in' ? If you highlight the sentence, you'll be a able to see the missing words!!

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

14- You are amazing. Keep on keeping on.

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TunechiXXL 0

Rubbing out shower babies?

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UsernameUnknown 7

omfg..... I facepalmed myself so hard I think I broke my nose...

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esines 9

Idk why everyone thumbed down tune that made me laugh ass off

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?

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slick5880 22

This thread went to a dark place rather quickly.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

What about animal farm hoes! AmIRight? Eh? Anyone...?

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j_cat187 19

Naw pornhub wins. Haha I go on enough for autocorrect to guess what I was typing. Por...ahhh pornhub.

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KuchkaNumberOne 2

Pornhub all the way.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Spankwire does the job rather nice.

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

Is it convenient that my like was the 69th?

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AcidLacedBong 5

Pornhub is good on a computer but tube8 wins on the phone ... You know for those on the fly moments

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IAdminIFlow 0

surprisebuttsex.com is where its at. wtf r u all talkin about

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

This is a conversation i would Not like to take part in.

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n_epic_fail 14

149- because Justin Bieber doesn't use the web for his ****, he has his slaves go buy them at his favorite sex store.

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tdawg4200 0

Haven't heard of some of these sites. Must check out.

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thisisafunnyname 12

So many **** sites... I know what I'm doing tonight

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MissAimeeAngel 15

Xvideos, my preferred website ;)

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jojimugo 20

Am. Ashamed at myself that am a frequent visitor on all websites

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xboxman123 0

Pornhub is WAYYY better! But now it only gives you 5 videos a day -__-

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tehrealone 6

Personally I prefer Wikipedia

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joe2155 1

120-I love xhamster man, it's the best

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dtfickus 0

I love that and I've seen it too

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TaysDarkLust 11

Finally someone agrees with me. (And I am a girl btw..)

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spartonxdj 4

If you on da itouch.... Set safari to private mode, and BING!! UNLIMITED VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!

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FMLContinued 3

Wow.. :/ you gotta make sure there's no chance of you getting caught! Rule number one!

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tygerarmy 35

The risk of getting caught is half the fun. If you haven't been caught masturbating then you're not trying hard enough.

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ninjacapo 2

Rule number 2: if your parents walk in on you masturbateing you stare them in the eyes and finish like a champ

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Rule # 2 in reality you try to hide it and look as though you just saw the girl from "the ring".

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Ecklcakes 15

There is no way to defuse the "awkward tension" when a family member catches you masturbating...so next time don't bother.

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Manganimegrl 16

Haha, 69 thumbs up... Now watch as someone thumbs the comment up once more.

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Ecklcakes 15

Top tip - stop masturbating when you say that OP that would probably have made it less awkward.

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neverdrinkSODA 12

your relationship will never be the same I'm afraid

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Isa_fml 20

my brother's named fraser. and lives in BC. LITTLE BROTHER, NOOOO

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moiisme_fml 5

There was a guy named Fraser whom I went to elementary school with in BC Canada... Hahaha!

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onlychildFTW 33

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KiddNYC1O 20

While fapping? That's just wrong.

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jisaac09 25

Is it really wrong to think about Fraser's mom while beating it? Half of us do so what is so wrong with fraser doing it?

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