By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia

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Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 138
You deserved it 7 982

Same thing different taste

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princessbloky 12

You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.

she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.

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how tiny are we talking here? Like angry inch tiny?

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rldostie 19

Why should she have to? It's cosmetic, not life threatening.

because she's obviously self conscious about it if she just git it fixed it would stop affecting her life

leogachi 15

@33 No, it really wouldn't. If she had surgery she would be worried about the scarring and still would be explaining that she had a deformity removed. That doesn't affect her life any less, so why go through surgery?

Also, do you know how many nerve endings there are in every inch of clit tissue, no matter how large it gets? She might lose the capability to ****** ever again. No matter how it affects her self esteem, it's never worth practically castrating herself!

The surgery is actually a pretty simple one. Usually home 24 hours after, sore for a few weeks and then fine. The scarring is minimal and heals quickly. It's a common surgery for newborn baby girls born with ambiguous genitalia (which can be caused by a lot of things, but the biggest is am adrenal disorder, Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia, where your adrenal glands don't produce enough cortisol to keep you alive but produces excess androgens to make up for the loss in cortisol)

We don't even know what the "deformity" is! Lol

Don't get why ppl are hating on your comment!! She should get it removed it obviously bothers her.. And yes of course it would help her self-esteem to look and feel better about herself. Freaking idiots.

People here are only guessing as to what it is, and even then do you people realize surgeries cost money? She might not have the money to do it.

what if she's too young to be allowed to make the choice for herself, and her parents won't let her?

not to be rude but why don't you **** off?

rldostie 19

Probably an enlarged ********

ezrajab 22

Sorry op it happens. You couldn't have known if she didn't tell you. I hope it works out.

Ohhhhh...I'm sorry to hear that OP..you seem like the type of guy who is a sweetheart and your gf should have no problem "revealing her insecurities" to you..

redhead_sprhro 10

20 nothing said alluded to him being a sweetheart.

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leogachi 15

@21 That's not true for every girl, and I'm sure Op knows what her girlfriend's insecurities are better than you do. It could be that she only has this one body issue, and since Op didn't know about it it's not her fault that her girlfriend was upset.

HerpNdurp88 0

Ya OP is a girl I'm sure she is aware of female feelings n such lol

I just re read it and nowhere does it say or imply OP is a girl. Just that they have a girlfriend. I'm curious where you made that flying leap from.

the OP's gender symbol is a girl. the flying leap is from us seeing that.

@21 maybe a few words can destroy YOUR confidence.. Damn that's got to be a sucky way to live

Really cause I looked for that before commenting and once again before this reply there's no gender symbol. I'm fully aware of those symbols and since it was posted anonymously there's no gender symbol. So once again flying leap stands. Bring on the negative votes sheeple.

Not on the iPhone app. Anyway I'm giving up this argument I must be wrong but on my iPhone app there is no symbol trust me I've looked very hard. Just FML trying to make me look dumb

addioty 19

I have the iPhone app and it's definitely here.

top lefthand corner beside where it says "anonymous"

Jets4Life89 4

Be like "you gots a diiick!" And run away.

PANDORUM89 21

That and they like the Jets. But seriously though sometimes cracking a joke can lighten an embarrassing situation but I'm 99% positive leaving after telling someone who identifies as a female that they have a dick is not the way to make them feel better.

@22 LMAO! Geez ppl lighten the **** up! I'm sure he wuz kidding... Weren't u?

An enlarged clit would feel so good because it would constantly get rubbed