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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You're following 100 people
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You're following 50 people
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You're following 200 people
It was advertised as an event for children. The guy running the event refused to pay for the professional princesses when they showed up, ready to perform. I think he intended on scamming everyone since he had the other slutty costumes on hand. The whole thing was a disaster! Police were called, parents were screaming obscenities and threats, etc. My local news station just finished running the story.