By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

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Chaith 16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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lmmmr 0

What is with the "I can't take a joke" FMLs lately?

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divineinstrument 2

Actually a lot of FMLs are posted for the comedic value, so it's possible that the OP found this funny... I know I did!

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curryndricegirll 0

haha. obviously she has a sense of humor.

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dowhatiwant 0

did any of you saying get a sense of humor consider that it's probably not an FML because his girlfriend made a joke, but because he has a small dick?

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bbobe900000 0

I agree with #78. by the way... burying #19's comment? really?????? I am just amazed that people actually think there is a reason to bury that. Oh no. He put a dot. Time to bury. lol really people

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nutbiscuit 0

lol she sounds like a character, keep her, need more girls with a sense of humour

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georgia_fml 0

I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

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Chaith 16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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blueworld_fml 0

Yes! or anything with "TRAINER" on it...

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DameGreyWulf 0

YES! Perfect. Seriously, I do hope this was a joke, because... I have recently discovered most women have no idea what the hell a "small" penis is. They think their giant ****** are accurate depictions of dicks.

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Quid_Pro_Quo 1

That's one of the reasons I don't want to use any. Especially before I even try a real one, I don't want to spoil the first experience.

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sireen 0

are guys THAT sensitive about their penis size? she was kidding.

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Faced159 0

lololol you're great. Also... What guy wears x-small pants? OP must be emo... possibly because of his small penis. :D

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cyxx 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!! Please ask her if we can be best friends.

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metheonlyb 17

Yes We Are!!! Thats the thing that makes us Guys right?? It is verrrrrrry important for us.

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cogburca 0

yes.... my boyfriend's "short" so when i tell him he's a "small guy" he takes it super offensively. guys are waaaaay too sensitive, but i guess that's what makes them guys!

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nocomment21 0

i'm curious, what's the end of this quote?

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cheeter 0

yeah exactly!!! And boys deserve to bitch after all this time! Equal rights!!

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Chasted 0

A guys penis is a womans weight/age/wrinkles/whatever.

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maddog_fml 0

@#9 So why do women get boob jobs?? If the OP had said that his gf had small ****, she def had post an FML.

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Alexgoesfml 3

Seriously, girls shouldn't kick us in the crotch to teach some of us a lesson, just tell the guys they have a small penis. It will shut them up forever. It shows how pathetic some guys man-ego are.

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jet_fml 0

not necessarily. some of us like being smaller :)

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DrAwesome 6

#79, wake up, honey. You've been talking in your sleep this whole time. Reality's a-knockin'.

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bsias4ever 0

haha good luck with that...YOU FAILA

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voodootrucker 0

bullshit do you buy jeans at the dollar store don't think i ever saw jeans not sold in number sizes

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hebron77 0

Or it could just be another designation besides the number. I know I've seen alot of clothes like that.

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