By just_a_bit_akwRd - United States
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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By  Chaith  |  16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so..

Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between.

Lolol

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  bbobe900000  |  0

I agree with #78.

by the way... burying #19's comment? really??????

I am just amazed that people actually think there is a reason to bury that. Oh no. He put a dot. Time to bury. lol really people

By  Chaith  |  16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so..

Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between.

Lolol

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  DameGreyWulf  |  0

YES! Perfect.

Seriously, I do hope this was a joke, because... I have recently discovered most women have no idea what the hell a "small" penis is. They think their giant dildos are accurate depictions of dicks.

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  cogburca  |  0

yes.... my boyfriend's "short" so when i tell him he's a "small guy" he takes it super offensively. guys are waaaaay too sensitive, but i guess that's what makes them guys!

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  Alexgoesfml  |  3

Seriously, girls shouldn't kick us in the crotch to teach some of us a lesson, just tell the guys they have a small penis. It will shut them up forever. It shows how pathetic some guys man-ego are.