Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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Hanagumo
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time to ditch her!
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MR_OHCRAP
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lmmmr
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What is with the "I can't take a joke" FMLs lately?
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SpitFyre
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Seriously. Get a sense of humor.
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divineinstrument
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Actually a lot of FMLs are posted for the comedic value, so it's possible that the OP found this funny... I know I did!
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chinolatino
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@#78
Funny is My Life, anyone?
Funny is My Life, anyone?
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theweirdshipper
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Go Yoda. And that dude's girlfriend!
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curryndricegirll
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haha. obviously she has a sense of humor.
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dowhatiwant
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did any of you saying get a sense of humor consider that it's probably not an FML because his girlfriend made a joke, but because he has a small dick?
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bbobe900000
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I agree with #78.
by the way... burying #19's comment? really??????
I am just amazed that people actually think there is a reason to bury that. Oh no. He put a dot. Time to bury. lol really people
by the way... burying #19's comment? really??????
I am just amazed that people actually think there is a reason to bury that. Oh no. He put a dot. Time to bury. lol really people
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nutbiscuit
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lol she sounds like a character, keep her, need more girls with a sense of humour
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cactus_fml
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Hahahahahahaha, nice.
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fudgesicle
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I would have done the same thing.
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8trickster8
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Ahahahah she sounds awesome
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Ana_Aryani
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Fucking A!
She sounds like the biggest champ :D
She sounds like the biggest champ :D
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georgia_fml
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I'd go shove it on her chest.
Oh well, she sounds funny :P
Oh well, she sounds funny :P
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timtam24
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hahaha it was a joke (or so i assume) don't worry about it
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fudgesicle
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I'd worry
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Chaith
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Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so..
Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between.
Lolol
Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between.
Lolol
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metheonlyb
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You Win #6!!
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blueworld_fml
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Yes! or anything with "TRAINER" on it...
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DameGreyWulf
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YES! Perfect.
Seriously, I do hope this was a joke, because... I have recently discovered most women have no idea what the hell a "small" penis is. They think their giant dildos are accurate depictions of dicks.
Seriously, I do hope this was a joke, because... I have recently discovered most women have no idea what the hell a "small" penis is. They think their giant dildos are accurate depictions of dicks.
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jumpman3000
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GENIUS
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Quid_Pro_Quo
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That's one of the reasons I don't want to use any. Especially before I even try a real one, I don't want to spoil the first experience.
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GreenDaysGeekGrl
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LMAO
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sireen
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are guys THAT sensitive about their penis size? she was kidding.
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Faced159
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lololol you're great. Also... What guy wears x-small pants? OP must be emo... possibly because of his small penis. :D
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cyxx
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!! Please ask her if we can be best friends.
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growingupnextmon
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Yes.
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metheonlyb
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Yes We Are!!! Thats the thing that makes us Guys right?? It is verrrrrrry important for us.
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cogburca
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yes.... my boyfriend's "short" so when i tell him he's a "small guy" he takes it super offensively. guys are waaaaay too sensitive, but i guess that's what makes them guys!
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Chasted
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A guys penis is a womans weight/age/wrinkles/whatever.
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maddog_fml
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@#9
So why do women get boob jobs??
If the OP had said that his gf had small tits, she def had post an FML.
So why do women get boob jobs??
If the OP had said that his gf had small tits, she def had post an FML.
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Alexgoesfml
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Seriously, girls shouldn't kick us in the crotch to teach some of us a lesson, just tell the guys they have a small penis. It will shut them up forever. It shows how pathetic some guys man-ego are.
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jet_fml
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not necessarily. some of us like being smaller :)
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DrAwesome
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#79, wake up, honey. You've been talking in your sleep this whole time. Reality's a-knockin'.
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bsias4ever
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haha good luck with that...YOU FAILA
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voodootrucker
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bullshit do you buy jeans at the dollar store don't think i ever saw jeans not sold in number sizes
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hebron77
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Or it could just be another designation besides the number. I know I've seen alot of clothes like that.
Oh well, she sounds funny :P
Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between.
Lolol