By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States
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time to ditch her!
Seriously. Get a sense of humor.
Actually a lot of FMLs are posted for the comedic value, so it's possible that the OP found this funny... I know I did!
@#78 Funny is My Life, anyone?
Go Yoda. And that dude's girlfriend!
did any of you saying get a sense of humor consider that it's probably not an FML because his girlfriend made a joke, but because he has a small dick?
lol she sounds like a character, keep her, need more girls with a sense of humour
I would have done the same thing.
Ahahahah she sounds awesome
Fucking A! She sounds like the biggest champ :D
I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P
hahaha it was a joke (or so i assume) don't worry about it
I'd worry
Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol
You Win #6!!
Yes! or anything with "TRAINER" on it...
YES! Perfect. Seriously, I do hope this was a joke, because... I have recently discovered most women have no idea what the hell a "small" penis is. They think their giant ****** are accurate depictions of dicks.
That's one of the reasons I don't want to use any. Especially before I even try a real one, I don't want to spoil the first experience.
Yes We Are!!! Thats the thing that makes us Guys right?? It is verrrrrrry important for us.
yes.... my boyfriend's "short" so when i tell him he's a "small guy" he takes it super offensively. guys are waaaaay too sensitive, but i guess that's what makes them guys!
i'm curious, what's the end of this quote?
yeah exactly!!! And boys deserve to bitch after all this time! Equal rights!!
@#9 So why do women get boob jobs?? If the OP had said that his gf had small ****, she def had post an FML.
Seriously, girls shouldn't kick us in the crotch to teach some of us a lesson, just tell the guys they have a small penis. It will shut them up forever. It shows how pathetic some guys man-ego are.
not necessarily. some of us like being smaller :)
#79, wake up, honey. You've been talking in your sleep this whole time. Reality's a-knockin'.
bullshit do you buy jeans at the dollar store don't think i ever saw jeans not sold in number sizes
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I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P
Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol