FML : Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little...

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Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By just_a_bit_akwRd - / Tuesday 4 August 2009 04:15 / United States

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By georgia_fml | 0

#456121 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:39

I'd go shove it on her chest.
Oh well, she sounds funny :P

By Chaith | 15

#456127 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:45

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so..

Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between.

Lolol

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By Hanagumo | 0

#456109 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:33

time to ditch her!

MR_OHCRAP | 0

#456168 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 13:24

lmmmr | 0

#456427 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:41

What is with the "I can't take a joke" FMLs lately?

SpitFyre | 0

#456489 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:14

Seriously. Get a sense of humor.

divineinstrument | 2

#456687 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:53

Actually a lot of FMLs are posted for the comedic value, so it's possible that the OP found this funny... I know I did!

chinolatino | 0

#456948 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:38

@#78
Funny is My Life, anyone?

theweirdshipper | 0

#457090 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:46

Go Yoda. And that dude's girlfriend!

curryndricegirll | 0

#457488 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:25

haha. obviously she has a sense of humor.

dowhatiwant | 0

#457531 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:48

did any of you saying get a sense of humor consider that it's probably not an FML because his girlfriend made a joke, but because he has a small dick?

bbobe900000 | 0

#458296 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:44

I agree with #78.

by the way... burying #19's comment? really??????

I am just amazed that people actually think there is a reason to bury that. Oh no. He put a dot. Time to bury. lol really people

nutbiscuit | 0

#474347 - Monday 10 August 2009 16:19

lol she sounds like a character, keep her, need more girls with a sense of humour

By cactus_fml | 0

#456114 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:36

Hahahahahahaha, nice.

fudgesicle | 6

#2708040 - Saturday 18 June 2011 10:42

I would have done the same thing.

By 8trickster8 | 0

#456115 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:36

Ahahahah she sounds awesome

Ana_Aryani | 0

#456248 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 14:54

Fucking A!

She sounds like the biggest champ :D

By georgia_fml | 0

#456121 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:39

I'd go shove it on her chest.
Oh well, she sounds funny :P

By timtam24 | 0

#456125 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:42

hahaha it was a joke (or so i assume) don't worry about it

fudgesicle | 6

#2708046 - Saturday 18 June 2011 10:44

I'd worry

By Chaith | 15

#456127 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:45

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so..

Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between.

Lolol

metheonlyb | 17

#456177 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 13:32

You Win #6!!

blueworld_fml | 0

#456258 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 15:07

Yes! or anything with "TRAINER" on it...

DameGreyWulf | 0

#457201 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:43

YES! Perfect.

Seriously, I do hope this was a joke, because... I have recently discovered most women have no idea what the hell a "small" penis is. They think their giant dildos are accurate depictions of dicks.

jumpman3000 | 0

#457463 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:15

GENIUS

Quid_Pro_Quo | 1

#6722512 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 6:12

That's one of the reasons I don't want to use any. Especially before I even try a real one, I don't want to spoil the first experience.

By GreenDaysGeekGrl | 0

#456131 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:49

LMAO

By sireen | 0

#456132 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:50

are guys THAT sensitive about their penis size? she was kidding.

Faced159 | 0

#456732 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:11

lololol you're great. Also... What guy wears x-small pants? OP must be emo... possibly because of his small penis. :D

By cyxx | 0

#456135 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:54

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!! Please ask her if we can be best friends.

growingupnextmon | 3

#456157 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 13:13

Yes.

metheonlyb | 17

#456179 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 13:34

Yes We Are!!! Thats the thing that makes us Guys right?? It is verrrrrrry important for us.

cogburca | 0

#456214 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 14:24

yes.... my boyfriend's "short" so when i tell him he's a "small guy" he takes it super offensively. guys are waaaaay too sensitive, but i guess that's what makes them guys!

Chasted | 0

#456216 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 14:24

A guys penis is a womans weight/age/wrinkles/whatever.

maddog_fml | 0

#456289 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 15:29

@#9
So why do women get boob jobs??
If the OP had said that his gf had small tits, she def had post an FML.

Alexgoesfml | 3

#456300 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 15:37

Seriously, girls shouldn't kick us in the crotch to teach some of us a lesson, just tell the guys they have a small penis. It will shut them up forever. It shows how pathetic some guys man-ego are.