Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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Top comments
princessbloky 12
You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.
ruckfules85 34
she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.
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Comments (135)
FallenMetalAngel 17
Poor gal. You could not have known, just reassure her that it will not change anything, and take it easy.
kendalbear 16
Because everyone can afford surgery, right?
brocho 26
114, when did 90 mention surgery?
geminijojo 10
It's prob an oversized clit that's all!! Well.. Hmmm yea that would really have to be one huge clit.. Maybe I'm wrong.. Maybe it is a teeny weeny.
geminijojo 10
If it bothers her that much she should get it removed!! Why all the haters of cosmetic surgery if it improves ones looks, life, and self-esteem
DoomedGemini 38
For me, at least, it's more of how people act like that's such a simple fix. Surgeries cost money and any surgery has a risk of messing up. If someone chooses surgery so they can be happier, great, but not everyone can just go do that.
geminijojo 10
Are u aware u are a total moron? Just wondering...
Sathane 21
What deformity makes it look like you have a dick?
kendalbear 16
Your personality has one, so you tell me.
smallandroid 26
Considering a penis is just a ****** that had testosterone introduced to it while still in fetal development, it's not too difficult for biology to go wrong and produce something in between.
Tonymac617 16
Tight whitey hermaphroditie.
hayleyblack2u71 21
its not your fault, its not like you could know without her telling you.
kalbrek009 20
Maybe she has a large ******** & is uncomfortable about it because she thinks it's a deformity. Try to reassure her that whatever the issue is, you don't have a problem with it. If you do have a problem, let her know (politely) & you can both go your separate ways. Many woman "think" they have a deformity with various body parts. Example: one breast being slightly larger than the other (not symmetrical), breasts too large/too small etc. Magazines & other media have brainwashed women & girls into thinking they have to look perfect (height/weight, etc) in order to be happy.
ChrisMora 16
It's not your fault.
bnbhimp 10
Large clits are awesome