Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
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Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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Top comments
princessbloky 12
You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.
ruckfules85 34
she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.
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Comments (135)
Grayness_ 26
Is called a micro clit. Just FYI.
3ph600v 15
Haha I read this fast and thought you said "grandma". That would be beyond weird
MisstressNicole 20
Actually is macro not micro. Micro means small.
leogachi 15
@26 Actually it would be painful, or you would stop feeling anything altogether. There are a lot of nerves in the ******** and having it stimulated all day every day would be very unpleasant.
sturschaedel 27
Well, it's probably not as large when she's not aroused, so I don't think it would be constantly teased by just moving around. Having an extra big clit during sex does sound awesome though.
PinkGlitterBunny 8
Never make fun of anything on anyone but especially not a woman. It's just rude.
HarryWholock87 17
READ THE ******* FML!
fashionbug9880 22
They only laughed at the fold on the pants, not the deformity. Majority of people don't have deformities in their nether-regions, so it's pretty safe to say that most people wouldn't be offended by pointing out a fabric boner. Laugh at the little things in life, jeeze. P.S. men have feelings too. If you're going to be offended over everything, at least don't be sexist.
HerpNdurp88 0
Soooooooo like a huge clit like the wrestler China?
RabbitOfAurora 28
At least it's all out in the open now OP. I'm sure she feels better about it now too (assuming you were kind) even if this wasn't how she planned to tell you.
TacoLover1 5
I hate that fold on pants!
smallandroid 26
Even if she had a fully developed penis she would be a trans woman, not a man. -_-