By neilmalik - 21/10/2015 11:18 - United States - Murrieta

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Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML
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Tripartita 44

I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?

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chuka81 27

Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.

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chuka81 27

Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.

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LilMissCanadian 22

His boss probably gave him a raise that day.

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Tripartita 44

I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?

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onlychildFTW 33

I know, poor OP. That's what socks are for though. Not for feet for stuffing your underpants so everyone can see your boner. Wait, what? Haha

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xninix_fml 36

@4 lmao that comment made my day thanks for posting it :)

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helptheorphans 17

i don't understand why my comments always get moderated :( all I said was that I wonder why this was an fml and wondered if it had to do with op's penis being small... common mederators if u r reading this pls tell me why you did that

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jtthegr8 26

Of course. Every man wants people to notice when they have a boner in public

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okokalright 15

Pretty sure sure he's just insecure about its size.

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UH60 26

No, wait. is that really a thing? I thought most males got annoyed with random boners. Educate me FML community.

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epicx22 22

I personally get annoyed with random boner, actually get embarrassed if it's in an extremely awkward situation.

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SuperCasual 13

I'm a male, and I thought most males got annoyed with it. I sure as hell do.

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locustbb 9

They don't bother me as long as I can discreetly hide it before someone notices. Usually will go away with a short walk.

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kibster9 20

Now you can walk around with a boner, and it will be fine!

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laxtax 19

I had the same problem once, just try to hide it lol

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quinn1184 25

think about math problems and it will go away lol

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whysobeachy 37

#20- Do you write trigonometric equations on your partner's body, for foreplay?

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Dommon 7

I would be proud, you are a man be proud of your man hood.

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