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I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?

Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.

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I bet that was a HARD situation

Hope that didn't turn into a STICKY situation..

Hey, give the guy a bone. Not his fault he can't catch a break at work.

But it's a really small problem

Oh come on, play nice

Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.

His boss probably gave him a raise that day.

I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?

I know, poor OP. That's what socks are for though. Not for feet for stuffing your underpants so everyone can see your boner. Wait, what? Haha

@4 lmao that comment made my day thanks for posting it :)

ikr OP pls explain y this is an fml...

It's because their dick is so small.

i don't understand why my comments always get moderated :( all I said was that I wonder why this was an fml and wondered if it had to do with op's penis being small... common mederators if u r reading this pls tell me why you did that

So... Did you /want/ people to tell?

Of course. Every man wants people to notice when they have a boner in public

Pretty sure sure he's just insecure about its size.

No, wait. is that really a thing? I thought most males got annoyed with random boners. Educate me FML community.

I personally get annoyed with random boner, actually get embarrassed if it's in an extremely awkward situation.

I'm a male, and I thought most males got annoyed with it. I sure as hell do.

They don't bother me as long as I can discreetly hide it before someone notices. Usually will go away with a short walk.

Use it to your advantage

Now you can walk around with a boner, and it will be fine!

I had the same problem once, just try to hide it lol

By the sounds of it he doesn't have to

think about math problems and it will go away lol

But that's my fetish.

#20- Do you write trigonometric equations on your partner's body, for foreplay?

#20 That's fucking hot lmao

This is exactly how lifelong work nicknames get started.

Haha like shrimp dick

I would be proud, you are a man be proud of your man hood.