By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter 7 1 10 35 Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 151 You deserved it 4 475 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 18:11 - United States - Portland 5 11 2 257 Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 636 You deserved it 62 549 Tweet Share