By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia

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Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
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princessbloky 12

You couldn't have known. Just take it easy and try to reassure her.

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ruckfules85 34

she cant be too mad if its your first time noticing. Especially if she never told you.

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AuTiAlloy 8

Good thing this turned up now. But jokes asside you were kind of a jerk and should be more understanding and mature next time.

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greatfirstdate 18

He thought it was a fold in her jeans; as long as he tries to handle it well after this, he's not at fault for her insecurities.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you were a guy you could have told her that it was great cause now you'd never have to worry about not being able to find her clit. It's a little harder for a girl to pull that joke off though.

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squizzlebee 19

I can't believe there are GUYS who can't seem to find the clit. It's not like it's hard to miss.

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Mynxie 26

She should have been honest about it shortly after you got serious instead of hiding it.

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jocamo 24

They are taking it slow. It mustn't have gotten too serious yet.

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carlyggibby 18

could you do a follow up? Unless it's too personal. I'm just really curious. does she have a penis?

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fyvaprold 11

Sounds like something caused by Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia

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kirkaygri 18

I was going to say the exact same thing. Enlarged ********. It can be life threatening and is largely misunderstood. Yea! For awareness!

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kirkaygri 18

Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia, if that's the cause, she may need treatment for other issues. And if she's that uncomfortable with it, surgery is always an option. It's a fairly simple surgery. But she shouldn't ever be ashamed of herself no matter how she looks.

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