Miscellaneous: Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML

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By cavallo31 - 28/06/2016 00:47 - United States

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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By lonely - 15/09/2019 04:05 - Canada - Granby

Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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By crissy becks - 05/08/2012 22:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

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By Username - 24/07/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

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By so much for relaxing - 21/07/2021 06:01

Today, I decided to sit on the back porch for a while to enjoy the nice weather and relax. Unfortunately, one of my neighbors was outside too, having a very loud argument with his wife for about 45 minutes. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:55

Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?

toch040 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 11:44

no, that was me

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f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:55

Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?

toch040 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 11:44

no, that was me

wickedsmart 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:57

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

wazdog 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:13

YDI for not being likable or for having a broken phone and not knowing.

saunder 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:19

well most people probably go to the park when its nice and HOT :P

Synnie 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:20

Well, you know what to do when you're at a park! Drink near a 4 year old's party. I think we found the full story.

LooityLoo 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:43

The weather WAS gorgeous yesterday... super-rare in Florida. I would have sat with you. :(

Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:19

aww..TOTAL pity post^^

jw90 18

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:50

OP is exaggerating it was probably more like three friends. YDI for waiting that long.

01100110 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:07

YDI for not making sure your friends were coming or picking them up.

LadyAlathia 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:09

Sending a text message and/or a Myspace bulletin does NOT constitute "inviting" people.

gigi37 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:02

Agreed, or doing a facebook event thing. Had you CALLED them, you would know they would not be showing up, OP

NikkiFlysKites 8

Monday 6 June 2011 23:09

How would a text message not count as inviting a person? If it was a mass that said "Hey, I'm at the park" then I can understand, but not if they say "Want to hang out with me at the park?"

plexico 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:21

Yes, but Mrs. Johnson's 3rd Grade class decided to decline the invitation of the creepy guy that was lurking just outside the schoolyard fence. Good call, kids.

silly_kate 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:08

lol, classic! you always come up with funny one-liners! :) OP: i'm so sorry. :(

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