Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
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Today, I was supposed to be on my way to Hawaii for a long-planned family vacation, but I had an anxiety attack that I couldn't explain. Now I'm lying in bed and crying, and my phone is blowing up with texts and calls. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, it was my last vacation day in Hawaii. It was lovely, I was happy. Then I heard a certain song about suicide at the airport, which triggered a severe depressive episode. Then the airline misplaced the bag with my pills. Now I'm struggling with suicidal thoughts while trying not to break down and cry in public. FML
Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
Today, I arrived for the two-week scuba diving vacation I spent months saving, planning, and looking forward to. Today, I also developed an ear infection and can't scuba dive for 2 weeks. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
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TahoeFMler 22
What a bitch and what poor timing.
AJG390 0
Awww. Ouch :/. But at least you're in Hawaii? Maybe. Kinda.. Nope that sucks.
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Comments (132)
unknownsleepyhea 0
what a bitch! leave her ass at the airport! better yet u should cancel ur flght and send her home!
LevyLove 17
Time to send that bitch back to the mainland!! now this can be a completely relaxing vacation for u instead.
FMLrockzdude 0
if you ask me, you should just rape her, **** a couple more hot girlz an party your in Hawaii man!!!
FMLrockzdude 0
btw levylov if u could just lower that camera a little bit that would be lerfect
LevyLove 17
Lol only if u show me your pickle. ;)
FMLrockzdude 0
i wanna lick your boobz, they look yummy
astro_plastic 0
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Fedor_is_KING 0
Hmm @43. I'm gonna use that line tonite. I'll let you know if it works.
Smilzen 0
Maybe he deserves it for whining about his ear infection.
astro_plastic 0
As the Ancient Hawaiians say, little cuz: "Feed de hussy to de sharks as you feast on one's coconut bra" (Courtesy of Tito)
nonameLiz 0
Rocket Power refenerence FTW!!!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Win. I used to love that show!
weritomexican 7
that show was my favorite when I was little
Fedor_is_KING 0
Ahh, the Hawaiian Tito. Gotta love it. There is no such thing as a Hawaiian named Tito. Guarenteed LOL
chibikari 0
Aloha=Hello
ImaginaryFoe 1
It's been a while since I was there but I'm pretty sure it means more than just "hello".
jenstar 0
aloha actually means love
StrayXL 0
If you payed for her ticket i got 1 thing to say i like to find out how she got back XD
Anodyne 0
just fly out and leave her dumb arse there on her own, move her stuff out to a friends when you get back. Tell you feel it's time "we lived apart" .... what an idiot.