Love: Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad...

By aloha - 12/03/2010 21:17 - France

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By Fubar0906 - 19/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

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By Flighted - 22/09/2012 04:54 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML

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By preggersss - 19/07/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML

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By nonnie31 - 25/04/2016 19:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I arrived for the two-week scuba diving vacation I spent months saving, planning, and looking forward to. Today, I also developed an ear infection and can't scuba dive for 2 weeks. FML

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By siggit - 10/09/2009 15:58 - United States

Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML

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Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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By overseasbummer - 14/11/2014 19:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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Overreaction much?

By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 15:17 - Denmark

Today, my allergies flared up and I started sneezing. I guess my girlfriend was having a bad day, because she lost her shit and started telling me how annoying I am and how I can never do anything right. I'm not sure if we're still a couple, because she stormed out and won't answer my calls. FML

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TahoeFMler 22

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:27

What a bitch and what poor timing.

AJG390 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:30

Awww. Ouch :/. But at least you're in Hawaii? Maybe. Kinda.. Nope that sucks.

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thatguy1234513 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:44

Hmm well... when you got there I would just leave her there with no way to get home... yeah... and I mean it IS Hawaii so... have fun and there you go... FYL

Stotan1228 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:45

tell her to suck it and then burn her return ticket and say, i hope you can make it home on your back. It's not going to work out once we get to hawaii...shit what a bitch.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:38

Why wouldn't she be able to print another ticket?

azarel88 11

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:07

#102 maybe OP paid for the tickets in his name ?

dummydory 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:48

Go find another girl in Hawaii and then go to your ex gf and say "Aloha!"

marleytooyou 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:49

hahahha sukka

underpaid011 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:50

book a secret return flight home early, run up a legendary bar and room charge bill, cancel all your credit cards, and bail out. oh yea, cancel her return ticket if you can.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:50

Is your GF hot OP? What island you on? Depending on your answers, I would like to extend an invitation for a private island tour. FYL BTW

gotdapowa 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:52

YDI for visiting hawaii, ******!

juni_kewl 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:57

she's a BITCH

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:07

just leave her ass at the airport and pick up a few haiwaiin booties. She doesn't want to be with you, so maybe she'll be better off in the islands :D and while she rots underneath the palm trees, you can be balls deep in a hula skirt on your comfy ass 5-star resort island hotel bed!! win win!!