Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
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Today, I was supposed to be on my way to Hawaii for a long-planned family vacation, but I had an anxiety attack that I couldn't explain. Now I'm lying in bed and crying, and my phone is blowing up with texts and calls. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, it was my last vacation day in Hawaii. It was lovely, I was happy. Then I heard a certain song about suicide at the airport, which triggered a severe depressive episode. Then the airline misplaced the bag with my pills. Now I'm struggling with suicidal thoughts while trying not to break down and cry in public. FML
Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
Today, I arrived for the two-week scuba diving vacation I spent months saving, planning, and looking forward to. Today, I also developed an ear infection and can't scuba dive for 2 weeks. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
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Top comments
TahoeFMler 22
What a bitch and what poor timing.
AJG390 0
Awww. Ouch :/. But at least you're in Hawaii? Maybe. Kinda.. Nope that sucks.
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Comments (132)
perdix 31
YDI for bringing a woman to Hawaii. The women out there are so spectacularly beautiful, you are just not going to be happy with the junk you brought. You wasted double the airfare and you won't be able to enjoy Hawaii's most magnificent treasures in peace.
omghehehe 0
:)
DeathShad0 1
I would wait for a relationship if I were you. Do shit you always wanted to do, THEN get a girlfriend. My plan. Foolproof. Minus the girlfriend.
Jellytastic 0
aloha
picksy22 0
hey man. at least you're in hawaii. no better place to be when you've just been dumped. enjoy your surroundings bro.
okieraider71 4
#18 said it best. Let her **** her way back home!
sabatical 0
whatever op at least you're in Hawaii. get on with some Mai tai's and show them hula dancers how it's done!- love from frozen Canada
muffinsareyummy 1
This might sound insensitive, but I laughed really hard at the "Aloha!" part.
Giorgio272 2
sound like yo bitch is a skanky ****. dump her and don't give her the return tickets. that'll teach her to not mess with yo. then sing some rock astley. "you know the rules and so do I" except yo bitch broke and needs to be taught a harsh lesson.
sidvoltaire 0
dude. your in Hawaii. bang some bitches on her bed. that'll show 'er. also take a dump in her suitcase.
jpbart 0
she told you this on the way to hawaii wth thats f'd up