Love, Cute and Kids: Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By Wanaaa - 25/11/2016 07:08 - France - Toulouse

Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 14:01

Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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SituationMan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:10

This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

luv2sing247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:13

If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

Comments

shaileshjangir 0

Friday 22 May 2009 13:29

hi this is just for F********

im_bored 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:04

Awww my daughter has said some pretty rash things before. But it does sound as though he's heard your hubby say this before....

idontgiveone 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:56

Put that kid in a cage.

mylifesucks_alot 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:06

#13, I actually don't buy your argument. A five year old has a pretty good idea that insulting people is wrong (at least if they were raised properly). The problem is, nobody wants to be a parent today but everybody wants to have a kid. He sounds like a miserable brat but in a way its almost a YDI situation simply because they allowed him to turn out this way. Personally, I hate children and find 90% of them annoying no matter what. However, if so many of them didn't behave like that, I wouldn't mind them quite as much.

ladyeinstein 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:10

HA HA HA HA

shaPOW 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:12

by the time your kid is 5, you should have taught him how to control what he says. still though, don't take it personally... just because he said that doesn't mean you actually are ugly. he's probably just repeating something he heard on tv.

tick_tock 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:15

#27 I love Russell Peters! I agree with everyone else, you need to give that kid a spanking and teach him that he cannot talk to people in that way. If he thinks he can call his mother ugly then what do you think he is calling children at day care?

fmylifefmylife12 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:17

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