Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
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Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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SituationMan 0
This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.
luv2sing247 0
If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)
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Comments (146)
Dart1823 0
wow, he has got some guts saying that
dearViena 0
i agree with #1
doctorskully 0
Wow. Another FML that boils down to "my kid said something stupid, being too young to realize that they had just insulted/embarrassed me". It's just a kid. I don't know why people assume whenever kids open their mouths, what they say is some kind of uncomfortable, yet irrefutable, truth. It's not. I wish FML would stop posting these.
redbluegreen 41
Yeah man, how could you marry someone so ugly? Kidding. Someday, your kid's going to have to learn that love isn't all about looks. That's incredibly awful of him to say. It's his own mother for crying out loud. You don't say that shit.
ProZilver 0
PWNED BY YOUR SON LOL this fml has loads of amount of win in it hahah
the_holy_one 0
somebody needs a spanking :O
PrincessCastiel 27
The mom or the son? (Sorry I had too xD)
xoxo_carween 0
teach your kid some moral lessons & values. (: whether young or old, everyone needs respect towards other people. & if your kid really said that. . you should wonder where he got that expression & wordings from? wow, that's curiousity and mind-bottling. ;D
boatiebanter 0
If the kid actually phrased it as "...if she's so ugly" then to me that implies that he's heard someone (possibly his father) call you ugly. Then again, FML's not the place to analyse linguistics.
SweetestSin 4
Don't take it literally Kids say funny stuff all the time
TRayT 0
"somebody needs a spanking :O" #4?