Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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SituationMan 0
This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.
luv2sing247 0
If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)
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Comments (146)
AngelRaven89 0
WTF is wrong with children. There's no way in hell I would ever say somthing like that, even now, to anybody. I also agree with #1. Spanking is illegal now isn't it? Thats bs, it works.. And for those saying "He's just a kid he doesnt know any better" HA! No, he definatly does, 5 is old enough.
kellster 2
Clearly your child has not been taught adequate discipline. He should have had it made extremely clear to him long before this long that there way in hell that saying something like that could ever be acceptable. He obviously needs to have been taught respect for you. You and your husband are at fault for having raised a brat here. Hopefully you can correct the damage before he grows up into a shallow, misogynistic asshole. Good luck with that.
imkendra 0
Ooooh.... I hope he was punished for that one. Children should never speak that way about their mother.
TheUnnamedOne 0
What #5 said
Morokea 0
#13, I don't know, I think this might be a little different. In most cases it's kids talking about age or death, which they don't have a good concept of. But I think "ugly" is a pretty simple concept that a kid ought to grasp. : Sorry OP, teach that kid to be more respectful.
percypigs 0
kids say the darndest things
Misanthropist 0
Wow, 5? Guess you should kill yourself.
tgd4444 9
too bad he has the ugly genes too
Occam 0
Look on the bright side, he'll never kill your husband to get with you. :D
gisii1988 0
wow that is just plain sad i would have twisted is lips so hard... he'd think twice before speaking for the rest of his life....