By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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jkp1291 25

Should have given them a hug. Then you'd both be screwed, but only one of you would have had a hangover.

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ItsAlly 20

That really sucks, OP. But keep your head up and hopefully much better opportunities will come your way! (:

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jkp1291 25

Should have given them a hug. Then you'd both be screwed, but only one of you would have had a hangover.

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ItsAlly 20

That really sucks, OP. But keep your head up and hopefully much better opportunities will come your way! (:

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Lillyyy06 6

That must have sucked OP :( hope u get a better job

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Girlshotdown1 21

I am really sorry OP Maybe it just wasn't meant to be at that right time.

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Alicimo 11

I'm sorry OP! That's disgusting.

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Rebles 15

One might say he exposed what was in him and that got him the job?

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heyitsaliciaaa 20

Awe that must have really stunk!(pun intended)

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Rskittles10 16

Why did you guys dislike I think this was genius

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heyitsaliciaaa 20

Hah thank you! I'm glad my comic relief is loved by someone:)

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tintarroja 31

Maybe that puke saved you from something even nastier... Keep looking!

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MrSassypants 32

What possible reasoning could there be that they hired that other person instead of you? The fact that he didn't interview covered in vomit?

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LycanGod 27

That sucks big time. did you throw up on your competitor too?

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