Love, Cute and Kids: Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By Wanaaa - 25/11/2016 07:08 - France - Toulouse

Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 14:01

Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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SituationMan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:10

This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

luv2sing247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:13

If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

Comments

ashole1990 10

Friday 22 May 2009 20:50

geez. beating your children isnt a good thing and all of you are jumping on the chance to tell her to. discipline is more than just having your kids terrified of you. seriously

verstecktergeist 11

Friday 22 May 2009 21:18

Maybe you should stop teaching your children to be so judgemental. I'm sure they picked it up somewhere..

icanhazstapler 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:29

If I had a kid that ever said that, I don't think I could ever stop slapping him. I'd be like that guy in South Park, the one who is slap happy and can't stop slapping everyone in town. Slap!

fieryice 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:11

what a little bitch kid!!!!!!!!! if he was a bit younger you wouldnt have to take it seriously, but at 5 years old, he needs to be punished.

ohhboyy 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:17

#6, it's probably because you make those stupid faces like your default

bethechange_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:22

Thats a good thing. Nobody wants their child to think their sexy or one of you needs some help

bethechange_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:25

#47 fiver year olds have alittle understanding what good and bad is. THATS WHY THEY ARE CALLED FIVE YEAR OLDS. Yes, you still need to teach him what good and bad is, but fiver year olds dont know half of what they are saying.

DarkMirror 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:49

lol @ #1. Totally in agreement.

austin117 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:32

send that fat **** to military school because obviously he doesnt have respect for anyone, calling you fat, if my son said that about my wife sure as hell i'd beat him

heyyimkell 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:07

Hahahaha. Little kids are so honest, it's funny. He didn't mean it though.. when kids are that young, their brains haven't developed, they don't have the self-control NOT to say that like older people do. I mean, maybe we wouldn't go up to someone and call their girlfriend ugly, but we have the common sense, little children don't. It's okay.