Love, Cute and Kids: Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By Wanaaa - 25/11/2016 07:08 - France - Toulouse

Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 14:01

Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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SituationMan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:10

This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

luv2sing247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:13

If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

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justxdream 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:31

44: i agree lol-that would suck though. 3: i'd run away if i were your child.

cough 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:35

why are there more and more posts like #13? get off your high horse

bonafidehustler 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:43

At least your son doesn't have the Oedipus complex.

superkid 0

Friday 22 May 2009 16:13

oooooohh BURN!

Me27 0

Friday 22 May 2009 16:51

Wow, I think there's something missing from your parenting if he doesn't understand that love doesn't have to do with looks. And anyone saying you need to abuse your child (or make them call you ma'am) is an idiot.

thisishilarious 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:27

dont be so ugly

maniac6 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:34

well your son is half you so he is probably ugly as well.

aback 4

Friday 22 May 2009 18:09

If you want to make the little asshole cry the way he probably made you cry, tell him he's going to look just like you if he grows up.

alayna100 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:11

i agree... FYL children either state the truth or say something that they have heard from someone else. but either way, they don't fully understand the consequences of their actions do not mean to hurt you also, why are we all assuming that it was the dad who said that before... haven't you heard of extended families... it could have been an evil aunt or THE MOTHER IN-LAW...!

makjon86 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:12

I agree with 13. Calm the **** down. He's a kid. Interesting how the self-esteem of an adult could be shattered by a little comment from a five year old.