By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
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You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.

Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)

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You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.

Op, is your nickname X-ray?

you should be talking dirty not looking dirty :D

But the question remains: what exactly WAS the "filth" on those glasses of his? I wonder... *shifty eyes*

haha good one ^

We probably don't wanna know O.o

This isn't even a good FML. Just clean your glasses. Obviously she got married to you if she loves you. So please get a life.

Maybe what she meant was that she wanted you to clean your glasses so you can see the real her, the evil one. You were only seeing the loving side of her.

I love you too...

I love u tio

Hey! Why the mod?

It's buried by other users, not moderated. It seems 4 people didn't like your comment.

I love you more

Aaw shucks, why would anyone dislike that phrase? Strange people you are.

55 is hot ;D

and you're not lol

Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)

goddamn, what an uglyass profile pic.

What is your problem atleast I'm brave enough xD

wow. you really wasted your time saying this was an ugly picture? look at yours. 1st one is a zoom in on a guys crotch and the other is retarded ass penguin. grow up.

Well it's something I would've said. Dirty glasses are the worst to look at. (: Glad to see how much your wife thinks of you though. Lol. I'm sure she loves you too. But really, clean your glasses.

WOW, I can just feel the love all the way over here.

Well , us Girls take Ophthalmology incredibly serious ! Think about how insensitive you're being ! Haha , I'm just kidding.

The last one was probably a mistake :')

if you are looking deep into her eyes and trying to be romantic, and theres shit on your glasses, YDI

I hate looking into dirty glasses, just shows how dirty the owner is and just sicking to my stomach. I always clean my glasses every hour and wash them every week.

no one cares

then clean your glasses

Twisted, love your dog pic! Miniature Schnauzers rock!

Let me guess, self-esteem insecurities?