By INeedMoney - 28/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML
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bettyc4 26

I'll send you some XD

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pm_sky 0

fast food restaurants to restock

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TheFirstSamurai 18

I had a job, but the boss man let me go. I've got no money and I've just run out of toilet roll.

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DalPozzo13 10

Grab some leaves from your yard

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SxeDaze 13

If all other suggestions fail...time to cup the hand and go to work.

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cosmosis 12

Quit smokin billies man! You not making any sense

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CallMeHush 0

So the bear that just took a dump asks the rabbit "do you you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" When the rabbit says "no" the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with the poor bunny. If you get stuck, find a rabbit.

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upyourzlolz 11

... The commenters from YouTube have arrived...

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zingline89 18

24, get off FML or learn how to type like an adult

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dd1257 3

Lol I meant Eddie Murphy

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JackSteely 8

Unless you don't live all by yourself in the woods with nothing but trees and bushes, you could always ask your neighbor for some. Nevertheless, FYL

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fpike17 0

Get our economy going and vote obama out!! Vote republican in 2012!

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JackSteely 8

Republicans new campaign strategy; trying to get votes from FML readers.

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Lauaries8 16

STFU 21, shit started long ago before Obama. OP needs to get a job. I've got three and lots of TP

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Dramori 29

Steal from hotels, takeaways and public toilets... Then hang your head in shame for leeching off society you welfare-slag! :)

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Legendoflaw 4

He could have an iPod and using hotspots.....

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zingline89 18

Its not like the second they become unemployed their internet gets shut off and they sell their computer/phone.

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peachesncreem 21

Internet is like air or water. It's a necessity.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

if op wanted toilet paper badly enough he would probably sell his computer...just sayin

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LunaDragon 10

Or he could wipe his ass with his phone. (previous fml reference)

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TonyIsMyDog 2

Agree. And...your hot.

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TylerOMFG 7

Man do I know that feeling.

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