By Stripperofthemall - 25/08/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
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MaddogTotten 0

Wow, sure they weren't just disappointed with your boring career and said you were a stripper to liven it up? It was my privilege to be first on your FML.

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tenkenshi 2

I don't see a gender listed. This FML would be a bit funnier if OP was a man.

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MaddogTotten 0

Wow, sure they weren't just disappointed with your boring career and said you were a stripper to liven it up? It was my privilege to be first on your FML.

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nam3 0

i've seen this one already come up with your own story lady

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ReasonsToFly 0

I think the other one that was similar to this had a different job. But besides the job everything else is almost exactly the same.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
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YDI for working at a strip mall

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ButlerOfChaos 7
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So only one 5 year old can misinterpret what their parents say? Also adult movies:)

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baller789 0
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FIRST!!!:$/$:!:!;!/&:&:

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MaddogTotten 0

Gotcha bitch!!!

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pingpongpickle 8

wtf is a strip mall

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kerrygirl 13
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i'm so sick of these kind of fml's......everyones son/daughter is an idiot by the sounds of things......

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Emma_91 0
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nah. Kids just say funny things.

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chippa 24
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Kids have a whole section for a reason! Kid related FMLs happen a whole lot. And they're my favourites. :) Just don't read those ones then, I guess. :

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Ironically they didn't put it in Kids though.

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chippa 24
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Oh, I didn't even look, I just assumed. XD Woops.

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ediciusNJ 0
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I'll concur. Kids truly are morons today.

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waterynuggets 0

Oh LoL this sounds kind of familiar http://www.fmylife.com/kids/3364803

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baller789 0
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Most men can kill any woman with his own 2 hands. That's why were the only gender that matters now make me a sndwich goes

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pyros09 0
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No, most men CANNOT kill any woman with two hands because that is a false stereotype, so stop being an arrogant idiot who can't even spell or put together a sentance. Clearly, if anything men like you are the only type of people who DON'T MATTER.

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Eltsc 0
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Well, at least most women don't have to resort to death threats to get a sandwich.

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alex_vik 0

#12 - Ever hear of the phrase "Choke a bitch"?

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letitbe56 0

Don't feed the trolls.

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lizardlips 1
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why do people think that every thought needs to be "out there"? Someone needs to dig around this guy's back yard a bit so that the Grand Jury can properly indict his ass!

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Emma_91 0
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Don't worry everyone, #10 is only upset because he can't get any girls. ^_^ And he's probably making up for his tiny dick. By the way, #10, actually in an evolutionary sense, men are more disposable. Not that I'm saying men don't matter lol.

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killdozer1 2
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It makes sense that in larger communities, the larger, stronger, and more violent breed who do not carry children for nine months would be "disposable". It's totally worth it!

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pk705 0
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Well, on the up side, you're hot enough to be considered a stripper after you've had a child, that is a good thing, no?

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stizzuh 0
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wrong, not all strippers are hot, theres even weird clubs with fat girls. If a little kid told me that their mom was a stripper nice and clear, when I saw them thats what I would think, unless she was like morbidly obese or some shit

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plexico 3
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WTF is wrong with the teacher? Being a stripper is a job. Maybe not a job that everyone is comfortable with, but that just makes the teacher a prude and a snob. Now, I can see the teacher looking askance at you if you were something disgusting, like a whore. Or even worse, a lawyer!

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paperfox_fml 0
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Why is being a sex worker disgusting?

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plexico 3
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Because it is illegal and unregulated, the women are treated miserably. I really used that word to set up the punch line about the lawyers.

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Intoxicunt 5
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Well then, I think I've decided on a profession. I always was told I would make a hell of a lawyer.... :)

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kukopia 0
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Some people don't know the difference between a stripper and a hooker... ignorant douches!

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tenkenshi 2

I don't see a gender listed. This FML would be a bit funnier if OP was a man.

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Vicklovespuppies 0
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Well it's not like she still thinks your a stripper, shut the hell up and quit bitching. People have real problems

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justanotheruser 0

like you?

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smartalek 2

blah blah blah. you're missing the point of this web site.

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