Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
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MaddogTotten
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Wow, sure they weren't just disappointed with your boring career and said you were a stripper to liven it up?
It was my privilege to be first on your FML.
It was my privilege to be first on your FML.
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nam3
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i've seen this one already come up with your own story lady
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ReasonsToFly
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I think the other one that was similar to this had a different job. But besides the job everything else is almost exactly the same.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL123
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YDI for working at a strip mall
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ButlerOfChaos
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So only one 5 year old can misinterpret what their parents say? Also adult movies:)
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baller789
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FIRST!!!:$/$:!:!;!/&:&:
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MaddogTotten
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Gotcha bitch!!!
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pingpongpickle
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wtf is a strip mall
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kerrygirl
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i'm so sick of these kind of fml's......everyones son/daughter is an idiot by the sounds of things......
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Emma_91
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nah. Kids just say funny things.
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chippa
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Kids have a whole section for a reason! Kid related FMLs happen a whole lot. And they're my favourites. :) Just don't read those ones then, I guess. :
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Shadow_Phantom
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Ironically they didn't put it in Kids though.
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chippa
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Oh, I didn't even look, I just assumed. XD Woops.
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ediciusNJ
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I'll concur. Kids truly are morons today.
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waterynuggets
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Oh LoL this sounds kind of familiar http://www.fmylife.com/kids/3364803
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baller789
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Most men can kill any woman with his own 2 hands. That's why were the only gender that matters now make me a sndwich goes
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pyros09
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No, most men CANNOT kill any woman with two hands because that is a false stereotype, so stop being an arrogant idiot who can't even spell or put together a sentance. Clearly, if anything men like you are the only type of people who DON'T MATTER.
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Eltsc
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Well, at least most women don't have to resort to death threats to get a sandwich.
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alex_vik
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#12 - Ever hear of the phrase "Choke a bitch"?
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letitbe56
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Don't feed the trolls.
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lizardlips
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why do people think that every thought needs to be "out there"?
Someone needs to dig around this guy's back yard a bit so that the Grand Jury can properly indict his ass!
Someone needs to dig around this guy's back yard a bit so that the Grand Jury can properly indict his ass!
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Emma_91
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Don't worry everyone, #10 is only upset because he can't get any girls. ^_^ And he's probably making up for his tiny dick.
By the way, #10, actually in an evolutionary sense, men are more disposable.
Not that I'm saying men don't matter lol.
By the way, #10, actually in an evolutionary sense, men are more disposable.
Not that I'm saying men don't matter lol.
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killdozer1
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It makes sense that in larger communities, the larger, stronger, and more violent breed who do not carry children for nine months would be "disposable". It's totally worth it!
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pk705
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Well, on the up side, you're hot enough to be considered a stripper after you've had a child, that is a good thing, no?
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stizzuh
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wrong, not all strippers are hot, theres even weird clubs with fat girls. If a little kid told me that their mom was a stripper nice and clear, when I saw them thats what I would think, unless she was like morbidly obese or some shit
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plexico
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WTF is wrong with the teacher? Being a stripper is a job. Maybe not a job that everyone is comfortable with, but that just makes the teacher a prude and a snob.
Now, I can see the teacher looking askance at you if you were something disgusting, like a whore. Or even worse, a lawyer!
Now, I can see the teacher looking askance at you if you were something disgusting, like a whore. Or even worse, a lawyer!
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paperfox_fml
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Why is being a sex worker disgusting?
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plexico
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Because it is illegal and unregulated, the women are treated miserably. I really used that word to set up the punch line about the lawyers.
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Intoxicunt
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Well then, I think I've decided on a profession.
I always was told I would make a hell of a lawyer....
:)
I always was told I would make a hell of a lawyer....
:)
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kukopia
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Some people don't know the difference between a stripper and a hooker... ignorant douches!
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Paige_Nicole10
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FAKEEEEE
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tenkenshi
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I don't see a gender listed. This FML would be a bit funnier if OP was a man.
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Vicklovespuppies
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Well it's not like she still thinks your a stripper, shut the hell up and quit bitching. People have real problems
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justanotheruser
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like you?
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smartalek
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blah blah blah. you're missing the point of this web site.
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dreamful_artist
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Well you're rude
It was my privilege to be first on your FML.