By Broke Ass Hoe - 28/12/2017 15:00
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This is when your improvising skills and hygiene skills are put to the test.
Well, cat fur is very soft and absorbent, and it'll teach the little bastard a valuable lesson about destroying your shit tickets. I think it's quite clear what you must do.
I hope you can afford food for your cat!
While it's low quality, dollar stores carry toilet paper. If you don't even have $1 (plus sales tax), you could either ask a friend or, if you're desperate, go somewhere like the public library where you're not expected to pay for anything, and grab a few handfuls to hold you over (since usually full rolls are locked up).
I heard good things about rinsing with water. Just keep a bucket of water and a couple of face cloths near your toilet. As a bonus, you will never ever forget to wash your hands afterwards. Forget it if you don't have enough money to buy laundry soap, though.
Sell the cat
another reason I hate cats
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Well, cat fur is very soft and absorbent, and it'll teach the little bastard a valuable lesson about destroying your shit tickets. I think it's quite clear what you must do.
Better be prepared to sacrifice some socks!