By Broke Ass Hoe - 28/12/2017 15:00

Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Well, cat fur is very soft and absorbent, and it'll teach the little bastard a valuable lesson about destroying your shit tickets. I think it's quite clear what you must do.

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manb91uk 22

Better be prepared to sacrifice some socks!

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ChakatBlackstar 29

This is when your improvising skills and hygiene skills are put to the test.

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manb91uk 22

Better be prepared to sacrifice some socks!

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, cat fur is very soft and absorbent, and it'll teach the little bastard a valuable lesson about destroying your shit tickets. I think it's quite clear what you must do.

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mt21mt 15

I hope you can afford food for your cat!

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neuronerd 28

While it's low quality, dollar stores carry toilet paper. If you don't even have $1 (plus sales tax), you could either ask a friend or, if you're desperate, go somewhere like the public library where you're not expected to pay for anything, and grab a few handfuls to hold you over (since usually full rolls are locked up).

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Yudith 24

I heard good things about rinsing with water. Just keep a bucket of water and a couple of face cloths near your toilet. As a bonus, you will never ever forget to wash your hands afterwards. Forget it if you don't have enough money to buy laundry soap, though.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Time to raid the office toilet.

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Stealthninjaa 19

You can buy a 4 pack of toilet paper at the dollar store, start keeping an eye out for change.

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