Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Well, cat fur is very soft and absorbent, and it'll teach the little bastard a valuable lesson about destroying your shit tickets. I think it's quite clear what you must do.
By
manb91uk
| 22
Better be prepared to sacrifice some socks!
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ChakatBlackstar
| 29
This is when your improvising skills and hygiene skills are put to the test.
By
manb91uk
| 22
Better be prepared to sacrifice some socks!
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Well, cat fur is very soft and absorbent, and it'll teach the little bastard a valuable lesson about destroying your shit tickets. I think it's quite clear what you must do.
By
mt21mt
| 15
I hope you can afford food for your cat!
By
neuronerd
| 28
While it's low quality, dollar stores carry toilet paper. If you don't even have $1 (plus sales tax), you could either ask a friend or, if you're desperate, go somewhere like the public library where you're not expected to pay for anything, and grab a few handfuls to hold you over (since usually full rolls are locked up).
By
Yudith
| 20
I heard good things about rinsing with water. Just keep a bucket of water and a couple of face cloths near your toilet. As a bonus, you will never ever forget to wash your hands afterwards. Forget it if you don't have enough money to buy laundry soap, though.
By
carriegirl098
| 16
Sell the cat
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
Time to raid the office toilet.
By
KIEdekka
| 14
another reason I hate cats
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Stealthninjaa
| 19
You can buy a 4 pack of toilet paper at the dollar store, start keeping an eye out for change.