Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, after 6 years of marriage, my wife called me toxic and abusive. All because I asked her if she's going to find a job, as it's getting harder for me to take care of everything, and we need more money at the moment. She's been unemployed for almost two years already. FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(
Kypopz 9
It'll come back to them.
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Comments (123)
kruschev33 0
Ah women they don't love you they just want your money
KnucklesDeep 5
Your family are complete assholes.
SunSHINEdasies 3
I think you should listen to your family bahh jk! Def let your wife go!
perdix 31
Just because you're a crystal meth dealer doesn't mean you are a "doctor." Your wife is probably whoring to make extra money and your family respects her career choice over yours.
SecretlyEvil9792 22
FYL.
Toxicdoxie 0
Your a dumbass! What an obvious lie
pip74205 9
Make sure that you have her affair on tape. Hire a PI, because otherwise she will get a lot in the divorce. (This advice will cost you $10,000 :-P)
shocky377_fml 0
Wow a doctor in the house! Doctors hurt me >:(
Arch27 27
I'm kind of surprised you'd stay with her after she cheated the first time.
luckoirish14 6
Should of kicked her slutty ass to the curb after the first time