Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Alexa, play "Jobseeker" by Sleaford Mods
Today, after 6 years of marriage, my wife called me toxic and abusive. All because I asked her if she's going to find a job, as it's getting harder for me to take care of everything, and we need more money at the moment. She's been unemployed for almost two years already. FML
Request denied
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Tit for tat
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(
Kypopz 9
It'll come back to them.
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Holy_ish 19
dont let your family phase you, its your life and do whats going to make YOU happy not them
foxmatrix15 8
Your family must either know u well or not even close to knowing who u really are for them to say it's your fault and u should stay with her. U need to man up get a good lawyer take some proof she's cheating and not give her one dime
mario1992 0
if she has a sister sleep with her, video tape it leave it for her to find it and leave her....perfect get back plan.
pcdj64 2
It is worth it to hire a PI and catch her in the act, you can use it against her in court and not pay a single cent for alimony, as a matter of fact you can make HER pay, the judge will make her look for work
Bebbo_fml 21
Maybe he has a shitload of debt - that could make him less well off.
prince122 0
hey maybe his wife is the Satan by day and crack ***** at night chick.
justbigbs 6
Then prove them wrong and file for that divorce , duh.
lokrar789 7
U should quit ur job and go to her and say" how u like that bitch? Now u go find a job and it cant be for stripping or hookers cuz our daughter is already doing that!)
Mipz 2
That's why I don't refer to most of my blood reletives as "family"
gymnstemily92 0
Soon ur fam will realize she's the one holding u down!