Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Anonymous
Romania
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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LionDemon 0
To everyone saying "no, the worst part's that you killed a deer", it's really not. She obviously felt bad about hitting it, and out of nowhere this other deer comes to **** up her car even more. As if she didn't feel guilty enough. It's bad because it was so unexpected when she was already upset, not because of her car (even though that is bad). Calm the **** down.
Presto_Cadenza 0
Some of you need to spend more time in rural areas... a girl I went to high school with died last week when she swerved trying to avoid a deer and rolled the car. Deer are not logical thinkers; they run onto the road suddenly and at random. In many cases, it is impossible to avoid hitting them and it is dangerous to /try/ to avoid hitting them. And when a deer runs out in front of you, causing you to total your car, you don't feel sorry for it. You feel angry that your car is ruined.
Presto_Cadenza 0
oops double post
sthprkfnt 0
yesterday a deer was standing on the median by walmart and ran into my car when I got close
blastvortex 4
Well, that sucks, but it's your own fault. On another note, thanks for ridding the planet of more stupid deer. I hope you kept it for the meat - deer jerky and stew are actually pretty damn good.
FerrariCake 2
How do you know it was papa and mama deer? By his reaction, it might seem he was pimp deer and you hit one of his bitches.
waterynuggets 0
LOL irl
wyocowboysfan 0
you are an idiot..."papa deer" wouldnt do that..deer dont have relationships like humans..dipshit
xenomorph 0
Nature 1 - humans 0.5.
nateduh 0
you're kind of retarded for posting this. 1: there are many technological ways to prevent deer from hitting cars, they are just either not "eco-friendly" most likely people like you crying too much about the environment and such, and 2: we could just kill all the deer and then how many stupid points would nature have. Furthermore, hitting a deer is far from a tragedy, as in most areas deer are ridiculously overpopulated and therefore doing more harm than good in their ecosystem anyways. This is also a response to the comment below.
spellfire 0
Evolution has come a full circle, and human community is once again in danger from the wild animals, unable to make their surroundings safe. Scientific and technical progress is helpless: if you live where deers walk, then deers control the way you behave; they present a significant accident hazard; to prevent a material damage, moral damage, and possibly physical injury, you have to be extremely alert and extra wary of the woods all the time. Furthermore, should the double misfortune befall you, you would be verbally ostracized by your fellow human beings on moral grounds, for not being explicitly upset about the right things in the incident. OP, are you sure it was a female deer? If so, FYL; Severus Snape is going to be after you now: each time a deer dies, the holy spirit of Lily cries!
hughman 0
this is either an odd sense of humor, which I respect and give props for or one really weird, misguided hippie
feelingblue 0
thats what you get for hitting a dear!:))