Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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jons_phucked 0
shoulda backed up and hit papa deer so they'll be together
pattheaninal 9
Lol at comment above. Get out your car, and that's when you walk to mama deer and laugh.
dloc1 0
Should have hit daddy. dear too!!!!!!!!!
Baroness542 6
Hey, guess what. If you like venison, you can call the cops, they'll tag it for you and then you can go get it processed. Yum yum ;) And, I'm laughing at all of the people who are saying that you should die because you killed a deer. You guys obviously don't live in an area populated by deer, because then you'd know how stupid they are, and how easy it is to hit them, especially at night. For the deer's sake, I hope you at least killed it when you hit it. I've seen too many cops have to go out and shoot injured deer that someone hit and left. And then there's my uncle who hit a deer, didn't kill it and then had to get out and slit its throat to put it out of its misery. Ohh, Wisconsin.
eldeeder 2
Those of you crying about the deer are pathetic, ridiculous, poor excuses for human beings. Grow the **** up. People get killed trying to avoid deer. As a service to humanity, I am going deer hunting this weekend. I'll think of you crybabies as I pull the trigger...
nateduh 0
i agree. shoot one for me man. and hit one if you can
littleblackbunny 0
i don't see how feeling sympathetic about an animal being killed makes me a "pathetic, ridiculous poor excuse for a human being" i would kill and ignorant asshole like you over a deer or any animal at that anytime.
JASHEA 0
dont feel bad i know plenty of people who kill deers on the road and be glad you made it away alive
hawkloverr 0
the worst part wasn't that you took a life?
lonelybirthday 16
It was a deer. Do you think it's taking a life when you hit a bug at 60?
deerkiller725 0
Hey mercy you're dumb as ****. Deer are Americas deadliest animals for a reason.
franky2056 0
Hey mercy. I gotta agree with the majority here. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I have family members that hunt and that doesn't make me more intelligent than other people. Also I know about ten friends that have had a deer hit a car. Not a person hitting a deer, but the deer actually running into the side of a car, both driving and parked. The deer do get crazy around this time of season. Being from the same state and this person I've got to say that many roads here have woods sometimes less than 10ft from the road and our state doesn't know how to cut grass, so all of our grass is about 4 ft high. In addition all county backroads are 55mph unless stated otherwise and it's idiots like you that go 40mph and cause accidents for holding up traffic. You are more likely to be the person causing an accident for going too slow every day than the one in a million chance that you even see a deer at the exact second that you are driving in that spot. There have been several times where deer are just standing in a road, not moving, just on the other side of a hill. I have nearly hit deer over a dozen times for this, but have not done so because I'm a more skilled driver at manuvering away from them. We have places up here called the kettles which are roads with all hills and curves with no ditch. Most of the time you cannot even see the ground next to the road so how am i going to be able to see a deer. They do just jump out at the car for no reason.
franky2056 0
What i meant was that 99% of these instances are unavoidable and that I have been lucky. Not everyone is equally skilled at driving nor does everyone have the same capabilities of seeing things in the dark. A lot of people have problems with depth perception which is only made worse by the dark. And again I state that driving 20 under the post limit on a county backroad all of the time for that off chance that a deer may come out will cause more accidents between other drivers than saving the deer and your car. So your poor attempt at being a safer driving will end up in you getting hit by the 90% of the people traveling the speed limit.
franky2056 0
Plus about all of those instances of where I avoided hitting a deer I was unable to even hit the brakes because of there was no time to even react. I just lucked out that in the middle of the pack of deer there was a gap and my car slid through.
G_Money09 0
I'm sorry anonymous. I hope you didn't total your car or end up in the hospital. I know I've hit a deer and those bastards come out of nowhere when driving on the highway.