Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Anonymous
Romania
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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leero 0
YDI for using the phrase "proceeded to".
NdnStlkr 0
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The worst part is the deer getting hit you selfish bitch
apkcasper 0
dumbass animal lover.
lonelybirthday 16
Uhh no.
mookie345 0
Free dinner!
patticake1601 0
relax people, they run across the road all the time. I've hit two in 10 years, yes its awful, I cried the first time I hit a doe but its inevitable and not something we do on purpose. I hit the with an old Volvo so the car was ok, the second time I hit the deer with my Ford truck and it demolished the whole front of my truck, so yeah it pisses you off somewhat. I don't know about Wisconsin where OP is but here in Maryland the insurance company will waive the deductible if a deer caused the damage. I doubt OP's story that the male deer rammed the car, deer don't have partners, they mate and choose a partner then go off by themselves. It must have been chasing the female and hit your car.
harmony88 0
Good point about the deer's "mate." I've seen deer while driving, and stopped completely. Three or four have run into my car, or perhaps one ran into my car several times. They are stupid rather than defensive.
tyhillman 0
I hunt them, they really aren't the smartest animals in the woods. Obviously the buck was horny and you kept him from getting some. Wouldn't you be pissed lol?
itak365 4
Says the buck: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ContagiousGiggle 0
The worst part is that you killed a deer.
lonelybirthday 16
No no it wasn't
oxrox 0
I hate you.
christinef11a 0
>:O you killed deer love
blah123blah 0
Shouldn't killing the deer be the worst part of this story, not the other deer ramming your car. I say YDI, I wish the other deer shoved it's antler up your ass. Pfft, people care more about their car than a living animal.
hornetchik 0
Don't be so fucken stupid. Its a shame about both things! But what was the driver supposed to do? Swerve off the road and potentially kill themselves? I know from experience (hitting a large farm dog) that everything happens really fast and its no ones fault, its just an accident. I love animals, sometimes more than humans I think, and I HATE seeing animal cruelty etc, but I ALSO get pissed off at people who don't use their fucken head and realize that sometimes these things just happen. Its life, and there is no way around it.