Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Anonymous
Romania
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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xiaolaza 0
u killed a deer n ur car was ram so it's worse? ok..
GreenHacker 0
The worst part? You didn't kill papa dear as well. Go back and kick some ass!
shbmayyyn 0
u ****** liar, if u hit a deer, the others would of ran away, that was the worst fake fml ever u bitch
hornetchik 0
Wrong. Have you ever seen an angry stag before? Times that anger by 10 if the stag is roaring.
IHateEverybody 0
Don't you think the worst part was that you killed his mate in front of him? Get off the ******* road, bitch. Leave driving to the men.
mermermer 0
wow, how sexist. good luck finding a woman who will ever love your hateful ass LMAO also, a lot of men are ******* horrible drivers. you fail =) LOL
hornetchik 0
I am almost 100% sure that the exact same thing would have happened, if you had been in the place of the OP.
ileenefudge 29
46 needs to get his head out his ass and realize that men and women both have bad drivers. No one is better than the next and if he's gonna be that much of an ass then he also needs to get off FML, because I'm sure nobody wants to see this type of thing written or said. Asshole...I'm sorry but people who say sexist crap like this really bugs me, and these type of comments need to be kept to themselves.
alexFYL 11
Obviously people leaving "OMG YOU HIT A DEER" messages don't live anywhere near deer. Deer are morons and like to jump all over the roads in front of you. It's scary as ****. Stupid deer. It's like when you're driving and you think the squirrel is getting off the road but then it turns around and you hit it, except that squirrel turns out to be a 200+lb deer and suddenly it's dead and your car is totaled.
tally7mir 3
No, there are alot of deer where I live, but they have enough sense not to bother anyone or run out into the street. My backyard is their home, but I don't care, as long as they don't ruin it!
molacolacake 0
Yeah we had a fun time the winter Dept. of Transportation in my state decided the best way to combat deer was to cut down all the trees along the highway so that people would have a clear view of the deer coming from the side. Except that if they had checked with Fish and Wildlife they would have told them that edge habitat and all the brush now on the side of the highway attracts deer. So we had to contend with giant herds of deer running across the highway all winter. Nice. Sometimes you can't avoid them and there really isn't anything to be done.
greedling 0
you're more upset about your damaged car than a dead deer (that you killed)? you're not a very nice person.
BlackDragoness 0
OP is lucky that she didnt get hurt! Deer are constantly jumping in front of vehicles where i live in Virginia. I lost a distance family member to one that came through his windsheild and killed him from impact. People need to get over themselves. they obviously dont live anywhere near a place where deer are a problem. They're just like racoons, possums, squirrels, and rabbits. You're driving in the dark or at dusk and your lights are on but all of a sudden an animal comes running in front of your vehicle. There's no time to stop or swerve and more often than not, if you swerve you wind up putting yourself or more people in lethal danger. get over the deer people, it happens all the dang time and the deer population is still overwhelming.
BlackDragoness 0
correction: *opossums
SrsBusinesss 0
not first!
morgan020 0
no the worst part is that my husband hit a deer a few years ago with his truck a nice 12 point and several of the points broke off so we couldn't even have it mounted :( but that's west Texas for ya
michaelhaha9 0
Karma bro... YDI