Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Anonymous
Romania
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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G_Money09 0
Wow, I just read through some of these comments and Mercy is a dick. You seriously have nothing better to do than come onto here and show others how unintelligent you are by being a complete asshole?
G_Money09 0
Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were a woman. That was disrespectful of me.
Sweets_wtc 0
aww in a way this is sweet lol sorry about your car >.
OneSadGuy 3
I'm assuming with "The worst part?" the OP meant that the worst part is that things continued going down the drain. Just wanted to throw that out there. OP: Where you driving a RAM? It would be ironic if you did.
NeonAura 0
Sadly, that's how it goes here in Wisconsin. Just hopefully you weren't drunk while driving :P
deerkiller725 0
Mercy I hunt with a bow so don't go making judgements. I live in Illinois where it's illegal to hunt with a rifle so don't tell me
larsonbp 0
no the worst part is that you killed an innocent deer.
hughman 0
I assume the deer was not hit in a crosswalk, in which case, the deer is "guilty" of jaywalking. The OP is cleared of any wrongdoing and the buck should be found and charged with jaywalking and aggravated assault.
nameexists 0
I love all the people using the word "deers." And who cares about the deer as long as it died and didn't run off injured. I have hit deer before and all i really care about is how much it will cost to fix my truck and how much of the meat is ruined on the deer. The damn things sure are tasty.
nameexists 0
Oh and to the people whining about killing a poor animal- I kill all sorts of them on purpose. I use a bow when i just want to hunt and use a rifle when I just want the meat. :)
fuckthatnoise 0
that's the worst part? you're an asshole.