Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Anonymous
Romania
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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Laxloverr24 0
You Deserve It. You can get a new car. But that "papa deer" can't get that same "mama deer" back.
molacolacake 0
Deer don't mate for life. Or even pair off for the season. Whether or not that "mama" deer had lived, he'd be off for another doe in no time.
cactus_fml 0
I doubt that deer are smart enough to have such complex feelings. It's not like, "OMG MAI DEER MATE! WUT WILL I DO? HOW WILL I GO ON?!?!?!?!" It's more like, "HEY, I WUZ GUNNA RUN IN FRUNT OF DAT ONE!!!!!!1111111"
fafa123_fml 0
look at it this way, i hear venison tastes good :)
craigahh 0
yeah, but have fun chewing through that shit after it's been hit by a car
badphoneguy_fml 0
thats a scary feeling. i had an 8 point buck ram the side of my car while i was going 90 on a backroad. he broke alot of stuff for just hitting my door.
AngelRaven89 0
i wonder if papa saw his own reflection in your car and got territorial due to the fact his mate was there, and now dead. that would piss any guy off.
aero_fml 0
YDI for using proceeded
Fooberry 9
Omg! Are you okay? I know how it is to hit a deer in general, my sister and I did that recently. If you are not injured after hitting a deer, you're lucky. I hope you're okay.
Signposthead 0
Totally want an illistration, of the guy hitting it, other deer shocked at it, than look at the car thinking "**** You!" and ramming it.
xxxNataliexxx 0
Yeah why would you post 2 fmls? That's annoying
gpstyne 0
******* good
bubber 0
I can't belive the morons that post here. I live a half hour from the nearest thing that resembles a town. I have hit 5 deer with my pickup, one on a motorcycle, and 2 with a hay truck. They are a pain in the ass and dangerous when the roads are slick in the winter. Get over yourselves and and realize that shit happen and deer die. While the rut is on right now and bucks are aggressive, I highly doubt one ramed your car.