Easy

By FootinMouth - 18/07/2013 21:48 - United States - Louisville

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Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
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Admiral Ackbar?

Why would she even want him to do that? It's like a rape scene.

28, maybe she wanted to take charge and seduce him?

2 - It was a trap of the most sinister kind, One that could confuse OP's weak mind! The only good side that I can see— Oh wait, there is none. FYL, OP! At least she didn't threaten you with a cleaver And tried to make you play Justin Beiber! One day, you'll have a chance to surpass This performance that made you sound like an ass. Until then, enjoy the rhymes of this poem. Too early to think, so poem rhymes with poem. Thank you :)

I NEEEEED IT!!!!!

OP was just getting into character (;

Now, tell dr. Spongebob how do you think that made your girlfriend feel?

TELL CONFESSABEAR!

Look on the bright side. Atleast you didn't tell her "well that's not roleplay"

He basically did.

Oops..that probably didn't end well:/

Should've said "i can't even act like i don't want it, you're impossible to resist" but yours works to lol

Well, at least you were both probably on the same page after that slip... neither of you wanting it.

Maybe you could just play that off as you were getting into character?

Roleplay? Beware, she may want you to roleplay as Justin Bieber

Oh god...that would be horrible...

No sex is definitely better than pretending to be beiber.