By FootinMouth - 18/07/2013 21:48 - United States - Louisville

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 473
You deserved it 54 650

Same thing different taste


One does not simply make a bad first comment

Why would she even want him to do that? It's like a rape scene.

28, maybe she wanted to take charge and seduce him?

Sir_ND_Pity 35

2 - It was a trap of the most sinister kind, One that could confuse OP's weak mind! The only good side that I can see— Oh wait, there is none. FYL, OP! At least she didn't threaten you with a cleaver And tried to make you play Justin Beiber! One day, you'll have a chance to surpass This performance that made you sound like an ass. Until then, enjoy the rhymes of this poem. Too early to think, so poem rhymes with poem. Thank you :)

CallMeWindSock 24

OP was just getting into character (;

UnluckyGenius 21

Now, tell dr. Spongebob how do you think that made your girlfriend feel?

Look on the bright side. Atleast you didn't tell her "well that's not roleplay"

Oops..that probably didn't end well:/

Barriaultcory 16

Should've said "i can't even act like i don't want it, you're impossible to resist" but yours works to lol

Well, at least you were both probably on the same page after that slip... neither of you wanting it.

rg350dx 29

Maybe you could just play that off as you were getting into character?

Roleplay? Beware, she may want you to roleplay as Justin Bieber

ileenefudge 29

Oh god...that would be horrible...

No sex is definitely better than pretending to be beiber.