Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Anonymous
Romania
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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Comments (174)
KentuckyRebel92 8
Thank you! Someone finally understands!
papameo 2
If it was a 'papa', then it was a buck.
kelli0130 2
if u ran into my boyfrend(in this case girlfrend) I wuld ram into ur car too!!
lonelybirthday 16
How about just someone you want to screw? As it would be closer to the deeds situation
eraintime 0
No op, the sad part is you weren't being careful and killed an innocent animal.
toxicanxiety 0
U KILLED BAMBI !!! XS
epicfailwin97 0
Worst part is you killed a ****** dear!!!
MinecraftDragon 5
It's kinda pathetic how people give a damn about the deer more than OP.
hunterboy5 1
do u take the meat
writergirl23 19
Poor deer, they probably have babies.
kelseymill124 0
Papa deer ain't gonna be with momma if they have babies. He leaves when their born.
cloudygirl5 16
Awwwwwww that's sad. Poor mommy deer for being ran over. Poor daddy deer for watching mommy deer get ran over