Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Anonymous
Romania
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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ilcmj_fml 2
papa deer saw me hit momma deer lolol
BDK_Dude 0
Im sure that the people saying:" I kill deers all the time, I;'m so cool." Are rednecks. You people make me laugh. Yeehaaa hahahahaha
lonelybirthday 16
Yes because understanding how to get food from someplace other than a store is a bad thing.
wasted0087 0
I'd grab a gun, call a friend and have venison for dinner. :)
mario75 0
hmmm. the last time i hit a deer, i got out of the truck, slit its throat, threw it in the bed, drove home, skinned and carved it, then put it on the grill to eat. it was very good :)
SadinSherman 16
You kinda deserve it you did kill his mate
smartalek 2
well your obviously a sucky driver! its a shame papa deer didn't ram into the drivers door and kill you
shaaayyee 0
"Like a good neighbor, state farm is there!"
CHOCOLATE1CE 0
meet pappa bitch!
xDisasterous 0
That's one badass deer
kingatowning 2
papa deer wanted REVENGE!!!! and honestly you can't blame him. u just killed his wife