By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
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Lizo_fml 0
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Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

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tech_guy 0
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boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

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Lizo_fml 0
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Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

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tylahgrace 12
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im calling fake. I have a already read this fml, except the wording is different. try and think of something original, geez

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Jiplo 18
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I agree. Hey, OP, clutz much?

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tech_guy 0
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boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

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Sean123 0

HAHA FAIL

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Xinxinix 0

Oh wow, a little bit of a klutz are we? Although, i think you just have bad luck.

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lalap_fml 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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amancha 0
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Lawyers call that a hostile work environment.

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amelinat 0
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Oh you silly billy, sounds like something that might happen to me. Being clumsy sucks, I have fists of ham.

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Got_Your_Nose 0

That is something I would do. I feel your pain.

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alwaysalady 0

it physically shocked you or it surprised you? Cuz if it actually shocked you i want to know where you get those alarms

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BeautyAndBrains 0
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Having one of those days, eh? We all have them, and they suck. Don't feel too bad.

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