FML : Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter,...

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tracelee / Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:22 / United States

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By Lizo_fml | 0

#12913 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 08:03

Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

By tech_guy | 0

#12957 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 08:32

boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

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By Lizo_fml | 0

#12913 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 08:03

Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

tylahgrace | 12

#977578 - Sunday 11 April 2010 04:22

im calling fake. I have a already read this fml, except the wording is different. try and think of something original, geez

Jiplo | 18

#4564082 - Thursday 14 June 2012 03:40

I agree. Hey, OP, clutz much?

By tech_guy | 0

#12957 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 08:32

boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

By Sean123 | 0

#13017 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:18

HAHA FAIL

By Xinxinix | 0

#13026 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:30

Oh wow, a little bit of a klutz are we? Although, i think you just have bad luck.

By lalap_fml | 0

#13036 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:33

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By amancha | 0

#13044 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:37

Lawyers call that a hostile work environment.

By amelinat | 0

#13052 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:40

Oh you silly billy, sounds like something that might happen to me. Being clumsy sucks, I have fists of ham.

By Got_Your_Nose | 0

#13059 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:43

That is something I would do. I feel your pain.

By alwaysalady | 0

#13094 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:02

it physically shocked you or it surprised you? Cuz if it actually shocked you i want to know where you get those alarms

By BeautyAndBrains | 0

#13100 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:04

Having one of those days, eh? We all have them, and they suck. Don't feel too bad.

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