Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
pickleguy 0
YDI for hitting a car then bailing.
tboudre 0
if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!
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Comments (119)
lillygreen024 0
go to an empty lot and practice parking, u practice u wont hit cars
Reality_bites 14
Bloody hell, its drivers like you that give women the reputation they cant drive! Really hope the same thing happens to your car, see how you like it when you have to pay to fix the damage someone else caused! Asshole.
jakeisawake 3
What the ****? Honestly, you are worse than a teen driving with no license. You really thought you were that "hood" to just ******* hit and run as if nobody would know? Then, you want to hit another car? Majority of accidents when backing up is the other person's fault, but in your case, it was probably another parked ******* car. I hope the police revoke your license, and you have to ride a bike to your university; ******* dumbass.
Tankd4life 0
learn how to drive YDI
DocBastard 40
OMG OP IS A WOMEN LOLZ WOMEN CANT DRIVE LOLOLOLOLOLOOL **** all of you saying this. Every single one of you should go swim in eel infested waters, you ******* sexist creeps. I'm not defending OP, because people like her give other decent women drivers a bad name. She needs to give her car to charity and get on the goddamned bus for the rest of her life. But you sexist motherfuckers need to shut your goddamned pie holes and learn some respect for the gender that birthed and took care of your sorry asses.
oceanblue12188 0
Amen!!
oceanblue12188 0
Amen!
xstolix 1
I laughed reading all the women driver comments. I know that not every single man or women drives like this but its funny to see people fall into their stereo type
faniilein 0
you suck at it. just burn down your license and take the bus next time.
skyeyez9 25
Women are better drivers imo. When I was an MP stationed at ft bragg, 9 out of 10 fatality car crashes, there was a male behind the wheel. Most drunk drivers we arrested were male. Women are less likely to engage in risky behavior that result in crashes: drag racing, running right thru stop signs, erratic lane switching and drunk driving.
TobyFunke 3
this isnt about reckless driving, its about bad driving. Women are worse drivers, men drive drunk, drive aggressively, or stupidly to the point of accidents more, but women simply make wrong decisions driving more often. This is obviously opinion and not fact, but no ones saying that men are super safe drivers, they do cause many fatal accidents, but women are simply terrible at everyday simple driving
bleuroze 4
Did you leave a note on the second car? Didn't think so. I'm the kind of person who sees that and leaves a note on the victim's car with the license plate number of the coward who couldn't drive.
MokaMoon 0
Should have just been honest. Would have been a bit better, and by a bit I really mean a lot better. Yup..
masked812 0
cut up ur license we dont need people like you on the road!!!