Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
pickleguy 0
YDI for hitting a car then bailing.
tboudre 0
if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!
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Comments (119)
dmantheplaya 0
people like you should take the ******* bus.
FerrariCake 2
That's why we need separate parking lots for male and female... just like we have separate restrooms.
dmantheplaya 0
people like you should take the ******* bus.
travis1980___ 0
You obviously shouldn't have a license.
Sparx1_1 16
What kind of idiot posts and FML about their own abject stupidity? You must also really enjoy being mocked and told you're an idiot too because no one with half a brain would be stupid enough to expect any sympathy from anybody about this. YDI for hitting and running and for being an incompetent driver. Sell your car and take the bus.
danishbagel 3
That's called Karma, bitch.
Hellooomindyy 0
That's a sign you don't need your license.
beauty2646 0
of course it has to be a female...
robc32ca 4
you shouldn't drive
everlife_333 3
how the he'll did you get your drivers license